Sports : NFL Week 14 Predictions!!

NFL Week 14 Predictions!!

Cowboys/Bears - I don't know if the Bears are any good and the Cowboys never beat good teams. This game will be the deciding factor. Bears win 23-20

Panthers/Falcons - Hopefully Redzone doesn't show this game too much. Both teams suck. This will be the Panthers' last opportunity to win a game this year. Just like last year, they started hot as fuck, and then someone dumped a bunch of snow on them. Falcons win 28-24

Ravens/Bills - The Ravens are an unstoppable force. Lamar Jackson is a God. Likely going to be a low scoring game since the it's being played in Buffalo and the Bills' defense is excellent. Ravens win 21-19

Bengals/Browns - Browns rebound and wallop the Bengals. 30-17

Redskins/Packers - Packers are probably going to beat the breaks off of the 'Skins. Aaron Rodgers will throw 3 TDs and Aaron Jones will have 2 rushing TDs. Packers win 35-10

Lions/Vikings - Should be an easy win for the Vikings. Damn shame the Lions have fallen this far since they started off the season playing really well. 27-19

49ers/Saints - This game should be flexed into the Sunday night spot. I can see why it won't since next Sunday night features the Seahawks at the Rams, but this game is going to be a much better game than that one will. 28-26

Dolphins/Jets - Eww. Jets win 21-20

Colts/Buccaneers - Colts are largely reliant on their run game and the Buccaneers are really good at stopping the run. Damn shame Jameis Winston will probably throw 4 interceptions and the final one will be one that gives the Colts the victory. Colts win 24-22

Broncos/Texans - There's a compelling argument to be made for Deshaun Watson being the MVP of the league, since the dude has put his team on his back and carried them through the season. Broncos have a really good defense, and Drew Lock played pretty aiight against the Chargers. BUT the Texans will win this because Watson is a fucking legend. Texans win 26-20

Chargers/Jaguars - Gardner Minshew will be the starter this week and the Chargers will lose in heartbreaking fashion like they've done all year long. Jaguars win 29-26

Titans/Raiders - Seems like a perfect game for the Titans to remind everyone why they go 8-8 every year. Play like world beaters one week, then play like a Division 2 team going against one of the Power 5 conference teams the next. Basically will have to flip a coin on this one. *flips coin, coin lands on its edge* Guess I'll just say the Titans win because why not? Score will be 27-25

Chiefs/Patriots - Said earlier that the 49ers/Saints game should be flexed to the Sunday night spot… think I might change my mind on that. THIS game could very well be the best of the weekend. Chiefs' defense has been playing very well lately, Patriots will be bouncing back from a loss to the Texans, game's going to be in Foxboro. I think it's safe to say this is going to be a great fucking game to watch. Chiefs win 34-30

Steelers/Cardinals - Duck Hodges might be just what the Steelers needed to see them through to a playoff berth. Cardinals aren't a good team so it should be easy work for the Steelers to get the win this week. Hopefully they get Juju and James Conner back sometime soon. Steelers win 28-19

Seahawks/Rams - Hopefully this rematch will be like when both teams faced each other earlier this season. That was a great fucking game to watch. Games between divisional rivals tend to be really good, and the Rams are good (?). Certainly will finish with a 9-7 or 10-6 record since I don't think they'll lose to the Cowboys since, as I said earlier, the Cowboys never win against good teams. Seahawks win this game 35-31

Giants/Eagles - This isn't going to be a fun game to watch. Eagles have a really good defense but their offense is just fucking garbage. Granted, they've been without most of their starting offensive weapons for the majority of the season, but Carson Wentz still hasn't been playing very good at all this year. Thankfully the Giants are an all around awful team, so the Eagles should be able to win this one. 21-9

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Wow, Rocket. That’s a lot of typing from you. Did you type all that just for this forum?

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I didn't type any of it. Just copied and pasted something someone said on another forum.

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Cowboys @ Bears=I guess that I’ll pick the Cowboys winning in a low scoring game, but I can see it going either way. The Cowboys are likely going to be all fired up from losing two games in a row.
Panthers @ Falcons=The Panthers will win this one, 34-31.
Ravens @ Bills=The Ravens, I guess. I don’t know what the score will be, however.
Bengals @ Browns=The Browns will beat the Bengals, 30-23.
Dolphins @ Jets=??
Redskins @ Packers=The Packers will take this game with a 38-13 win.
Lions @ Vikings=The Vikings will beat the Lions, 34-27.
Colts @ Buccaneers=The Colts will beat the Buccaneers in a 41-36 shootout.
49ers @ Saints=The Saints will beat the 49ers, 23-17, in overtime.
Broncos @ Texans=The Texans will beat the Broncos, 27-14.
Chargers @ Jaguars=The Jaguars will beat the Chargers, 23-21.
Titans @ Raiders=I don’t know.
Steelers @ Cardinals=The Steelers will beat the Cardinals, 20-6.
Seahawks @ Rams=The Seahawks will win this one, 20-14.
Eagles @ Giants=The Eagles will win this one, 17-9, in a lackluster Monday night game.

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Ohhhh fuck yeahhhhh….. those sneaky Seahawks are going to be tied with The FortyWhiners for top spot in the nfc west after tomorrow night.

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Vikings are winning tomorrow.

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Lol eat me.

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Sexy boys can I watch the eating

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Panthers/Falcons
Ravens/Bills
Bengals/Browns
Redskins/Packers
Lions/Vikings
49ers/Saints
Dolphins/Jets
Colts/Buccaneers
Broncos/Texans
Chargers/Jaguars
Titans/Raiders
Chiefs/Patriots
Steelers/Cardinals
Seahawks/Rams
Giants/Eagles

Probably the best picks I've ever made.

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Got the Chargers/Jaguars, Colts/Buccaneers, and Broncos/Texans games wrong. But of course, who could've predicted the Broncos going into Houston and absolutely beating the fucking breaks off of them? So I won't count that one.

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