Humor : Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat, sperm wales can swim in her pussy.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat her headphones are a pair of PA speakers connected to a car amplifier.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat, she wears a sock on each toe.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat she doesn't have a tailor, she has a contractor.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat, she thinks tic tacs are biscuits.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat that we didn't have to pay for her at the drive-in because we dressed her as a Toyota.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat, her double chin is bigger than your ass.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat, NASA uses her farts as rocket fuel.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat she got cut from ET because she caused an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat, trains stop to let her pass.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so drunk and horny, she picks up dates at AA meetings.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Charles Whitman – who was a blast to be around – NEVER GOTTA DINNER!

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

And didn't deserve one.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat and drunk, she washes cake down with beer.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Sounds tasty to me!

Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat, she can't even fit into this joke.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat she could sell shade.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama such a slut, she listed you as an incidental on her tax returns.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 400 pounds!





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama's just like a parking garage – three bucks and you're in.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat that when she's standing on the corner, police drive by and yell, "Hey, break it up!" (And then Burn Loot Murder starts a riot.)





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat, she stuffed a turkey with her fat.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so nasty, the roaches check in but don't check out.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Eeewww.

Yo mama so fat that when she runs the 50 yard dash she needs an overnight bag.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so nasty, she has more crabs than Red Lobster.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so short, she poses for trophies.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so old, she grew up with the Flintstones.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Black Lives Matters are full of shit
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Other people's lives they care not a wit
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so short, she leaves for work under the door.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Is OJ in the news lately? Why all the OJ jokes??

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Christina is so ugly, her tank top ran away from her.

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Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Yo mama so fat when she went to the zoo, the hippos were jealous.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Who's the dumbest person in America?
O.J. Simpson's next girlfriend.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Your mamma is so ugly that when she takes a shower it's like they are filming gorillas in the must.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Not nice, Bobby Jo.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Are you crazy like that Drake fellow and believe she's really a man?

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

Who's the weirdo wearing that red ball cap?

(the answer is the punchline)

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Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and O.J. Simpson have in common?
They both beat up on the Browns.





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Jokes, cartoons, and memes: Now headed to 4,000, which is a decagonal number

How many basketball players does it take to start a civil war?

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