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Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!






Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

Q: What do O.J. Simpson and Pee-wee Herman have in common?
A: They were both arrested for abusing their loved ones.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!






Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

Q: Why did O.J.'s kids want to live with their dad?
A: Because they knew they could get away with murder.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

lol!







Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

I seriously doubt O.J. is gonna send Christmas cards to either one of us this year.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dumbbell!
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

Q: What costume is sure to scare the hell out of your ex-girlfriend on Halloween?
A: An O.J. Simpson costume.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!






Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and Colonel Sanders?
A: Colonel Sanders cuts up his chicks before he batters them.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

Small suggestion. You might have wanted to italicize "before".







Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

Q: Why did O.J. Simpson run across the road?
A: To get to the Bronco on the other side.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

http://movie-dude.co.uk/Guy%20Standeven.htm

Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!






Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

Q: How do you know O.J. has moved into your town?
A: All the blonde women in your town suddenly start sporting darker hair.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

lol!







Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

Q: Why was O.J. let out of jail for Thanksgiving?
A: He's the only member of his family who knows how to carve up white meat.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

http://movie-dude.co.uk/Guy%20Standeven.htm

Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

lol.







Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

Q: What did O.J. do when he saw the cops in his rearview mirror?
A: He froze and concentrated.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!




BTW, fuck him AND Simpson!



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

Q: Why were some folks in Los Angeles disappointed by the O.J. "not guilty" verdict?
A: They already new TV sets picked out!

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!




She is such a moron!




Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
School!
School who?
School your ass!

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!






Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Just passed 700!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Willis!
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in your mouth!

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!






Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!

Q: What was the last thing O.J. said to Nicole?
A: "Your waiter will be right with you."

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!






Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!

LMFAO over here! Good one, WY!







Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!

Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks?
A: Hopefully your girlfriend.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!

lol!







Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!

Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
A: To get a blowjob from an intern on the other side.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!






Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!

Q: Why does Monica Lewinsky only vote Republican?
A: Because the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!

LOL!







Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!

Q: What is Bill Clinton's worst nightmare?
A: An intern with braces.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!





Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!

Q: What do Bill Clinton and O.J. Simpson have in common?
A: Both are lying, bad golfers who leave a trail of DNA behind.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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can I post anything?

Just to get closer to 800?………..no?……..okay


can I post anything?

Feel free to join the party. The more the merrier!

Q: What did Monica Lewinsky say when the FBI asked for the dress?
A: "Come and get it."

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

can I post anything?

Q: Which course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble?
A: Intercourse!

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!






Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite toy?
A: An erector set.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Slick Willie and Monica jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!






Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!






Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Closing in on 800!

Q: How many White House interns does it take to satisfy Bill Clinton?
A: Nobody knows; he's never been satisfied.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Jokes and cartoons! Past 800 now!






Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Jokes and cartoons! Past 800 now!

Chuck Norris never crosses a road. Instead roads step aside for Chuck Norris.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

http://movie-dude.co.uk/Guy%20Standeven.htm

Jokes and cartoons! Past 800 now!






Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.
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