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Bad jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fssshh



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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You peeked, you scurvy knave!

Why do you spread peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam!



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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To go with the traffic jam!

“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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You peeked, you scurvy knave!



What's green and has wheels? And no damned peeking!

Grass. I lied about the wheels.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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I didn't peak at all, that used to be my guising joke

What do you call a blind deer?

LOL. 🤡🌎

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No eye-deer.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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OK then, what do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

LOL. 🤡🌎

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Still no eye deer.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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What do you call that same deer experiencing ocular penetration?

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No clue on that one.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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AHA!




Told you in that other thread I;d use that against you

Still no fucking eye deer

LOL. 🤡🌎

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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That's right MMC, let out your inner Lara Croft



Just know I'm dancing to Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue biggrin]

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Oan yer trolley, ye fuckin' weapon!







Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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That's MMC2 to you, ya goof!



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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Bring it bawbag



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Consider it brought!





And yer maw's a beetroot!




Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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It took me a while to pick up on that one, lol.

“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.
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