Sex and Dating : Why can't you share your bed?

Why can't you share your bed?

The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.

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Michael Jackson quote.

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Yes, it is. I saw that.

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Better yet, rent it out when you're not in it

That way you get the whole thing to yourself and it's not just taking up space when you're out of it

And you make spondoola too

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

Re: Why can't you share your bed?

That's gotta be a PE sock sending his version of a subliminal message to no one in particular… or to everyone.

Ewwwwwwwwwww… so creepy.



Apparently, stupid people don't know they're stupid.

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Are you asking me why I don't share my bed with the sadistic creeps on here I mean are you thinking I whore myself out to complete strangers and stuff get a clue I am a respectable woman and you are undermining my authority with threads like this.

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*squeak*

*squeak*

*squeak* *squeak* *squeaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueak*

*speeds up*

*SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK SQUEEAEEAEEEEAAAEAEAEKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

*pants pants*

*wipes forehead*

*lits cigarette*

I'm sorry, what was the question again?

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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You are so bad! lol

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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