Humor : Confucius say:

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"No such thing as rape. Woman with dress up runs faster than man with trousers down"

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"Woman who wear padded bra, make mountains out of mole hills."



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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"Man who farts in church sits in own pew."

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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"Man who play with titty gets bust in mouth."



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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"Rich man who masturbates is a self-made millionaire."

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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"Man who put cock on stove have hot rod."



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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"Stupid is as stupid does."
Wait a minute, Confucius didn't say that one; Forrest Gump did instead.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I still don't understand what he meant by that.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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I think he meant if you do stupid things, you are stupid.

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Okay then. Thanks.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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"Man who sows wild oats on Saturday night, prays for crop failure on Sunday morning."

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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"Be like Trump, grab life by the pussy."

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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“Man who masturbates comes in handy”

https://www.flickr.com/photos/8424687@N08/

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"Stammerhead not know as many sayings as Standeven fan."



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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"Man who sticks dick in butter slides in more smoothly."

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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"Man who masturbates very hands-on about sex life."

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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"Skinny woman who spreads for fat man gets jelly rolled."

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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"Man who forget to wipe ass have shitty day."

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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"Standeven fan know many sayings."



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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"Guy Standeven in everything including Kate Bush video."

I'm not kidding about this one; I recently found Guy as a party guest in the music video for "Hounds of Love" by Kate Bush on the basis of his highly distinctive receding hairline.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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6.0 on IMDb, and mixed reviews. One reviewer called it "serial killer porn". I checked the credits, but no mention of our guy. Does he get into the credits?



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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Looks like you mistook the video for a recent Aussie thriller with the same title. Here's a YouTube link to the music video. If you hit the pause button fast enough, you can see the back of Guy's head at the 2:15 mark.



You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Oops! My bad. I just played the video. Was Guy the semi bald dude?



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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Yep, that's Guy. You only see the back of his head. Moreover, I'm friends on the internet website LinkedIn with a British fellow named Marcus who's writing a book on Guy Standeven. Marcus is in touch with fellow British extra Jill Goldston, who's in this video as the tiny brunette party guest seen on the left at the 1:35 mark; she's the gal who turns and looks at Kate Bush at the 1:37 mark. Goldston confirmed that she worked with Guy on this video.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Fascinating! I viewed it again, and yep, right at 1:35 to 1:37!



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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"Jill Goldston fun to spot in 80's music videos."

Goldston can be glimpsed several times in the music video for "Two Tribes" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. You can first see her to the left of the lead singer at the 1:05 mark. Small brunette gal with big nose wearing white dress.



You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Don't tell her your comment about her nose.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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racist and funny all at once
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How unfortunate to be born at the end of the universe.

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Exactly how is my response racist?



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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That's what I thought. You were just slinging shit there, you bozo.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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"Man who pays for sex hard up."

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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"Man who break the law gets it in the end in prison."

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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"Man who sit on hot stove will rise again."



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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"Woman who answer door in nightie is negligent."



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.
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