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Confucius say:

"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there."



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

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Man who get hit by car get run down feeling.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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He who fish in other man's well often catches crabs.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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Is that homoerotic?

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
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Dunno. I just tell'em. I don't explain'em.

State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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That wasn't Confucius. It's Lao-Tze!

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
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Right!



Confucius say:

Woman who wear G-string, high on crack.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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lol

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
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Confucius say:

Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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Confucius say, man who go sideways through airport turnstile going to Bangkok.

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LOL! I've been to Bangkok, it's a fascinating city.

Confucius say:

Man who pulls on woman's bra strap may get bust in mouth.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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Bar strap??

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Oops! Bra strap. Corrected, thanks.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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Just messing with you, you old fart!

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No problemo, young whippersnapper!



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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No problemo, young whippersnapper!

That one sounds more like a young Barsnapper!

Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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That too!



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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"Barsnapper"???



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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Barsnapper
Brasnapper
ToMAto
ToMAHto
Let's Call The Whole Thing Off!

Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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Brilliant!

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Yes they were!



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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PS You're still up?? Isn't it 0338 or something there?



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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8.38 Saturday morning! (New Years Day)

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Okay, I was close, right?



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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Right..😃

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Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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You're apparently too dumb to get the joke, butt head.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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Oh ok. No need to be insulting and rude though.

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You did call me an "old fart", so you started it.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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You're right. I apologize, not only am I stupid, I'm a jerk too.

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The words are yours.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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lol

"When you can't look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark." ~ Alice in Wonderland

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lol

"When you can't look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark." ~ Alice in Wonderland

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Those who raise the sword, by the sword will die

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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That's not a joke, and it's not funny. Cora.

Confucius say:

Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission, grow up to be shiftless bastard.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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It wasn't meant to be 🙄

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Yes, I know.

Confucius say:

Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring, have offspring next spring.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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Confucius never said that.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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The correct quote is "…for all who draw the sword will die by the sword." you goofy Romanian.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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Man who want to catch bra, should set boobie trap.







Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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I had a "Confucius Say" account on IMDb, with this picture as my avatar:

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LOL! Good one!



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't! 😸

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OMG, woman! How long have you been upside-down and defying gravity? I just noticed ya up there!

"When you can't look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark." ~ Alice in Wonderland

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I just changed it yesterday.

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"When you can't look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark." ~ Alice in Wonderland
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