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bad joke of the day

Did you know that snails fight all the time?
It's true, they really slug it out

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What streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends!

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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More Halloween jokes:

What do spiders do for fun on Halloween?

Surf the web.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?

Because it had no body to go with.

Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?

Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

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What do you call two witches who live together?

Broom-mates!

Why did the ghost get caught lying?

Cause you could see right through him!

What subject is a witch best at?

Spelling!

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.
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