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bad joke of the day

What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog

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Why was the crow on the telephone wire?

he wanted to make a long distance caw

Confucius

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I just went to a very emotional wedding.

Even the cake was in tiers!



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing!



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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What do you call a musical fish?
A piano tuna.
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