Humor : bad joke of the day

bad joke of the day

A string walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks outside ready to leave because he's so upset. He then gets an idea.

He pulls himself together, kind of tightens himself up and messes up his hair.
He walks back into the bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you the string that was just here?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

Re: bad joke of the day

The atheists organised a dial a prayer phone service. When you call, nobody answers.

Re: bad joke of the day

"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a pair of curtains."

"Pull yourself together Man!"
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