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bad joke of the day

I don't know if I ever told you but I have a special talent.
I can see inside wrapped presents.

It's a gift.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

bad joke of the day, Part Duex

What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky

What do you call a cow stuck in a barbed wire fence? Utter Destruction




Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

bad joke of the day, Part Duex

What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Strokinoff

Confucius

bad joke of the day, Part Duex



Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

To hide in the strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works, doesn't it?



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

bad joke of the day, Part Duex

I shot an elephant in my pajamas today

Confucius

bad joke of the day, Part Duex



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

bad joke of the day, Part Duex



Confucius

bad joke of the day, Part Duex



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

bad joke of the day, Part Duex



Confucius

bad joke of the day, Part Duex



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

bad joke of the day, the final chapter

What do you call a homo "on a romeo path?"

homeopathic

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What do you call people who don't use contraception? Parents

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A romanian man walked past near a bar..

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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That's not a joke, you goofy Romanian!



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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There's a catch 😉

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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No there isn't you nutty Drac!



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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"walked passed near a bar"????

The correct phrase there would be either:

"walked past a bar" or

"passed near a bar"

you goofy Romanian!




Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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Fuck English

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Temper, temper, little buddy.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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Why were the strawberries all upset?

They were in a jam.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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Ha.

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What do you call a goofy Romanian who doesn't know how to tell a joke?

Lara Croft



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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The perks are worth the extra 5 bucks, boss.

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Why was Tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was trying to find Pooh.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.
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