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What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without…

Using a banana as a dildo?

Kiss my black ass! Toodles!

Re: What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without…

Thank you for reminding me, I didn't get my fix yet today

Confucius

Re: What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without…

Are you in your 60’s?

Kiss my black ass! Toodles!

Re: What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without…

Yes, why do you ask?

Confucius

Re: What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without…

Speaking from the experience?

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

Re: What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without…

Yes, of course. I shoved a banana up my asshole once to lower my blood pressure after a heated fight with my dog walker.

Kiss my black ass! Toodles!

Re: What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without…

You have to be careful who you get to walk your dog. Not all of them are decent people

Confucius

Re: What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without…

Not one of them are decent people. Not one!

Kiss my black ass! Toodles!

Re: What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without…

That's a shame, they need to be put out of business

Confucius

Re: What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without…

I still have that on my Stupid Things To Do Before I Die list.

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Re: What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without…

8 Hours of sex without cumming.

Re: What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without…

Ripe or mushy?
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