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Cruellest things you've ever done or said in bed

just as I came inside her I whispered into her ear, "I voted for Donald Trump."

Cheerio.

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"…is it in yet?"

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Ah, a classically cruel comment about undersized penises.

As an aside, I wonder if size really does matter? Such a simple question for which the answer is "probably," but I wonder if any women here have been intimate with the one of the 2% of American men who has micropenises? Perhaps Nettie can shed some light on this phenomena, or Rocketman.

Cheerio.

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I was genuinely asking. Dude was very short and ill tempered. It was fun.

Nah, it doesn't really matter unless it's really tiny. Then you just get pleasure from rubbing genitals together.

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"…is it in yet?" could also mean her hole is stretched out and overused.

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Is it overuse that causes that to happen

Cheerio.

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That one always gets a laugh

Confucius

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Ah CRAP! That was so much better than what I said!

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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Mine is so dirty I can’t say it on the board . I have to pm it to you.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Period sex with the tampon still in?

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

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Yuck lol , no.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Yes ,your married ,PM other guys your dirty messages you dirty girl.

Melting down over top boy

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I’m just telling him what I said , not saying it to him directly . Relax , you spoil sport. 😂

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Then at least share with others 😂

Melting down over top boy

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You hoping maybe you can jerk off to it later? Fucking creep!

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I’m sure Vlad already did.

Melting down over top boy

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Vlad didnt reply to my pm LOL.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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You wrote "coffee"

Cheerio.

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Yes we had the cyber sex. Don't tell

Cheerio.

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What is it

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I forgot you can’t pm.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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I saw.

Don't PM Vlad that stuff. Just me.

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"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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lol

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As I came inside her I whispered, “(her name), I am your father”

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You nasty lol.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Yeah, exiting the thread before shit gets Old Boy.

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Nah I’m a virgin

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I don’t believe you, handsome.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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"I love you"?

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Are we done yet????

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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You mean you saved it?

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OMG, you're so bad, lol!

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I posted a spoiler.

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I'm cumming and Tyrion killed Shay.

Cheerio.

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I once got the giggles and couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire time. By the time things wound down, I was howling with laughter! 😂

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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I once accidentally defecated on a homeless midget I was making love to.

Kiss my black ass! Toodles!

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Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

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Indeed. I didn’t mean to but this was before I discovered gluten gave me bad diarrhea.

Kiss my black ass! Toodles!
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