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50 Ways to Bang Your Lover

Stick her with your dick, Vic
Get her in bed, Fred
Put your ham in her clam, Sam
Nail her in the shower, Bauer
Pretend she's your mother, Strother
Put it in her rear, Grier
Fill her with your juice, Bruce
Do it with two, Drew
Go to that cheap motel, Mel
Screw her in the dark, Mark
Impale her on your lance, Chance
Have her sit on your lap, Hap
Try reverse cowgirl, Earl

Fell free to add more.

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Re: 50 Ways to Bang Your Lover

Thirteen down, thirty seven to go.

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Stick it in her ass ,Chaz

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And set your load free.

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💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

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Fuck her in the back of the bus,Russ.

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Fuck her hard with your prick, Rick!

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Fuck her doggie style, Kyle.

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😂

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That's a good one!

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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Have her lick your ballsack, Jack

I am a dick. I've always been a dick.

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Make her squirt ,Kirk.

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Finger her asshole,Basso.

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Ok that's stretching it a bit.
The rhyme I mean not her asshole

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Lol

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Bang her in the shed, Ned
Slip her the pole, Cole
Screw her like a drill, Phil

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Bang her by the lake, Jake
Get her on the sly, Guy
Do her on a sled, Ted
Peg her against a gate, Nate

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Jump her bones, Jones
Enjoy some afternoon delight, Dwight

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Ring her chimes, Grimes
Don't forget the foreplay, Ray
Make her scream and yell, Del
Do it with your aunt, Grant

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Do her in a grave,Dave.

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Make it with your boss, Ross
Try it with the lights on, Ron

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Hit her with all you got, Scott
Go in all the way, Jay

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Knock her out with a pill, Bill
Screw that underage babe, Gabe

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Fuck her up the can,stan

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let's not forget a handy, Randy
rub it with her feet, Pete
slide it in her pit, Mitt
split the slit, Kit
pick your lips, Skip
right in her cooter, Shooter
joust her booty, Rudy
down your shaft, George Raft
why not the arse, Lars (??)
to and fro on a swing, Bing
like a wheelbarrow, Darrow
up against the wall, Paul
on top of the table, Mable
rub it on the crack, Mack
open the meat curtains, Burton
Deep inside the canyon, Shannon
inside the dark hole, Grohl
in between the boobs, Rube

you can stare into the abyss, but it's starin' right back.

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Awesome response. Those are all great!

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Suck her curly pussy hairs, Steve

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Are we up to 50? I lost count.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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😂😂😂

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Lick her Snatch, Satch

Suck her anus, Shamus

Eat out her colon, Molan

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Do it late at night, Wright

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