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Do not use mayonnaise as lubricant

Two separate people on here recommended I use it as a lubricant. I poured half a jar into Ruper’s anus and now he is in hospital.

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Is Ruper a dog or your brother?

Jack Ward

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Actually Rupert is my friend.

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lol

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Olive oil makes a great natural and inexpensive lubricant. 100% serious.

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That's what happens when you ask a bunch of people on a site about movies and TV how you should engage in a sexual act instead of going to a place where people could advice you better as they actually have sex

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I have sex in bedroom at night with no light

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Sex with yourself doesn't count

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Actually it does

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Which place do you recommend?

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Ask Rupert

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I make do with my own spit as a lubricant.

Yes, this is really me.

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😂😂😂

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This thread is disgusting

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Do not use mayonnaise as lubricant
and then put it back in the jar.
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