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Greenland IS NOT for sale

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/08/16/donald-trump-has-discussed-buying-greenland-denmark/

What a fuckin idiot

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Obviously you can't tell a joke when you hear one. Lighten up, Francis.







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Trump is a joke

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Yeah all he's done is cut taxes, make the economy boom, cause the DJIA to soar, and brought about the lowest unemployment in 50 years! If that's being a joke, we should always have a joke for President.

And he hangs around beautiful women!



And he beats the shit out of Vince Mcmahon:



And he's also a billionaire:



What have you or your President done recently, if anything?




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Your president turns each tragedy in a "I did this" bullshit, arrogant, racist,liar, what more do you want?

Oh and this

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You're just jealous, you nutty Romanian!



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No, Americanski raped our country and that it cannot be forgotten or forgiven

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How does someone “rape a country”?

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You're a yankee, figure it out

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Lol.

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Cora is always sneering at us while calling us Yankees. Thought I'd have some fun with it.



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An excellent question.



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And when exactly did THAT occur, you goofy Romanian??



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Since '89

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And what exactly did we do in 1989, you nutty Romanian drifter? Was it this?





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However, I've heard from some very reliable sources that it IS For Rent!





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The Russian Czar said the same thing about Alaska. There are fewer people in Greenland than in Fargo, North Dakota. It's really not up to them. They're not even independent from Denmark.

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The Russian Czar really fucked up on that deal. He sold it to us for 7 cents/acre. Extremely cheap for such valuable and strategic real estate.



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Just think, we could have had the Soviet Union and Russia right here in North America. Buying Alaska was probably the best deal the U.S. ever made.

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There's no probably about it.



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Except for the Louisiana Purchase

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Well that's half the U.S. I'm saying it would have been a problem to have Russia with its nukes in Alaska.

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Buying Alaska was probably the best deal the U.S. ever made.
Manhattan might have been a better deal, but there wasn't a U.S. back then. That $24 figure has grown to over $1000 with inflation since 1626. Also, it likely wasn't an outright sale, but more of a use permit. The Indians got to stay on the island. The U.S. already has use permission for bases in Greenland.

Was this a precursor to sales of the Brooklyn Bridge? A Dutch legend says that the settlers were conned by Indians who had no rights at all to the land.

Was Manhattan Really Bought for $24?

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I'm not a Trump supporter. But I do like the guy. It's when he says crazy stuff like buying Greenland that I can't help but love the guy.

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Actually, I think that we should encourage him to buy Greenland so that we can add more storage space into our country as we continue to get overpopulated, lol. The only flaw with this plan would be that more humans would likely vandalize the scenic winter beauty that it offers.

On a more serious note, the citizens of Greenland would certainly object to this purchase since most of them wouldn’t want for their country to get Americanized. It’s cool to think about though.

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