The Watercooler : Poop is funny…right,?

Poop is funny…right,?

Not necessarily all of the time…like if you step in a big pile…not funny!
But if your neighbor does…laugh riot!

Sharts are almost always funny… even when they happen to you. They're funny because the "victim' is only one due to the fact that they tried to get all sneaky with a fart and it literally backfired.

One time I witnessed a rather obese fellow try to pull the old "grocery aisle gas chamber" trick. That's when a miscreant breaks wind at the very end of the aisle and then exits the scene leaving a funky fog for the next poor sap that needs pizza pockets. I knew what he was up to as he got into that familiar pre flatulent pose. I made my observations known by declaring to my wife…"that fat man is gonna bust ass!"

At that very moment his posture suddenly changed! He stood at attention as if thousands of ohms had passed through his body. I became concerned that the poor guy was having a cardiac episode…until his hand grasped not his chest…but the seat of his pants!!!

I shouted immediately…"that motherfucker just shit his pants!"

Never have I seen a fat person move as quickly! He was like a brown comet! And trust me… everyone in the store was laughing!😁👍

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Not only funny…
Sometimes adorable.






You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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EXACTLY!

my bulldog is named teddy. We call him turd Ferguson…adorable!😁👍

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I sometimes call my Charlie, Poops… usually while sifting for gold in his littler box…

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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😂😂😂

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You are so mean!!!

Fart jokes are much funnier imo

Confucius

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Wait! I'm not the one that tried to crop dust me with butt must…it was the rotund guy!

AND… It started out as a fart story…I can't help it that he jumped the shart 😂👍

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You're a hero, you saved the store from becoming contaminated by toxic fumes

Confucius

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Well…he was wearing sweat shorts… so there was a need for a small clean up on aisle number two 😉

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Confucius

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You changed your avatar 😉

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Guilty :)

Confucius

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You always change it up…that's kind of sweet😉👍

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Grazie 💕

Confucius

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You look very playful

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Yes, I'm a silly one

Confucius

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Seriously funny😁👍

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It's funny because it's true 😉

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omg

Confucius

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😂😂😂💩💩😂😂😂

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See. I knew I wasn't crazy 🤪

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"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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You ever look before you flush and break into laughter?

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Oh even better!

When I was in college not only would I look…if it was real show (drain) stopper…I'd make sure to dispose of the tissue out the window so as to maintain the integrity for display purposes.

My brother and roommate would complain
Quite vocally. My sister in law wouldn't make a peep. Just flush (numerous times) and come out acting as if she had not just witnessed a King Kong sized deuce😂👍

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"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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LOL!
I just watched this episode last week!😂😂😂

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Well colour me surprised!

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Racist!

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Faecesist!

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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I'm with the fucking FBI!

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Men have the strangest fixations. The lot of yooz.

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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36% of us do, and PE will be happy to expound on this for you.

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It's like wiping a marker😂

I'm with the fucking FBI!

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Was this scene used? I like how all 3 of them are laughing in the scene. You can see the doctor crack a smirk, and Chris Pratt trying to hard to hold it in.

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Did the word CRAP derive from Thomas Crapper, the toilet dealer and inventor?

In fact, it was the other way around. CRAP is believed to be derived from the Dutch krappen and French crappe. The first English reference to crapping connected to poop was in 1846, when Mr. Crapper was about ten years old.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper#Origin_of_the_word_%22crap%22

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