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Tribe meets white man for the first time " "

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"Why the FucK didn't anybody tell me that I got feathers and a bloody coke straw in my nose..!!!??"

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It’s fashion. You know, like those people who wear funny hair and plaster their faces with bits of metal.

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Right.. I'm just pasting comments from YouTube – still laughing my head off.

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Okay, I should have noticed the quotation marks.

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"Next day in the news: big forest fire in australia"

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"1st gift how to burn the forest ,wow"

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" Meets white man………. then a walmart opens up🤣"

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They have sharp instincts. I don't blame that tribe for being afraid. It's wise of them to not get too close to THE WHITE MAN.

Why were those white guys bothering that tribe in the first place? Lol

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Is it wrong that I skipped to the end to see if he ended up on the dinner menu?

I wasn't really here. It was all in your head!

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Tastes like chicken…or whatever the jungle equivalent is 🤔

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Yeah probably…you ever eaten them? I found them to be a bit more swampy tasting than chicken…but very similar past that 👍

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I have. Very similar, but yeah, more swampy, or "gamey" as they said during this fish fry, where we used to play ping-pong, play dice, and smoke ganja.

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You shoot craps?

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CLR, its been years though, everyone wants to stay inside their house and play with their phones I guess.

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That's that left right center game right? I don't know much about it. I assume you can gamble while playing?

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Yeah, easiest game ever. We'd pass around dice, play The Doors, pass joints. Mostly a "guys night out" thing, with a few women sometimes.

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Sounds pretty good 😁👍

I like easy games when I'm zooted 😂

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It would be far more interesting to see a video fo them meeting a white woman for the first time!

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That would be VERY interesting… Or even a black guy from America.

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I just noticed that tribe have two pet dogs. Do you see that little black dog and the golden hair dog on the other side of the river bank?

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he's speaking English to them like it'll make a difference

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"Now show them the movie Godzilla and tell them that this is life"

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"Meets white man. Puts chemicals in his mouth"

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"they should of sent edgar winters in that would freaked them out"

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"I dont blame them for being nervous. French people are scary with there barays, weewees and ceeiigarehts."

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"The lead chief yelled at the woman saying how white man has credit cards. You can hit the new mall that will be built here soon."

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"Just imagine all the pranks we could have played on them.. Thai Ladyboys…chia pets, masterbation greetings, whoopee cushions.. mexican jumping beans, chinese finger traps, .. sea monkeys…pop rocks, showing MTV, Vodka, oh the list is endless, So sad we can't run simulations where we can try different scenarios and no one gets hurt.."

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"One day a British man gave tribal leader in Africa a rotating chair and asked him to point out a piece of land to give 'em. African dude sat on chair and chair rotated whilst he was still pointing. That 360 rotation gave the white man all of the land….. If you understand"


that last sentence was just as funny "if you understand" — No no, please explain this youtube commenter…

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imagine bringing some speakers and blasting Black Sabbath

<natives scatter>

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Who else is high asf and wondering how they ended up here?
tribe immediately scatters into the forest
Him covering the mirror with a leaf is me putting a sticker over laptop webcams Wait he is belgian just like me ? Well im pretty sure we always start by being nice and then we congo it upIf this guy is taken to Chicago in the middle of the skylines he would get a heart attack. Lol Now they all are obese, on medication and struggling to pay their cable bill Mohfuka just chewed a goddamn match stick like some chicken wingsIt took them minutes to accept him.it will take eternity for whites to accept blacks.Discovers white man..
welcomes him into village..
Ends up workin for $4 and hour flippn burgers at Denny'sThat hat would make anyone uneasyFunny how they don’t even bother going for the visor, I’m sure they all thought it was as lame as we do now.

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What kind of things were those white guys bringing to the tribe that time? I'm assuming that's where the pet dogs came from because I don't think those two dog breeds are native to the jungle.

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The 4th part was deleted, but I found the entire video. They brought aspirin, Quinone, and some rice. At first the chief couldn't stand it, but after they added salt, he liked it. And then he tapped on the side of his head, which is a sign that they like something, and the rest of the villagers did.

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What do they need salt for? What kind of salt? They didn't have salt before, why do they need salt now? Why do they need aspirin? They probably can make their own aspirin.

Did you find anything about the tribe's strange little dogs? What breed are those dogs?

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The French gentleman added the salt. Aspirin is needed for malaria because of the swampy area. The chief got so scared when he saw himself in a mirror - probably thought "white man" was playing games or sucking his soul?

I only remember seeing one small brown dog. I have no idea about breed.

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There are 3 small dogs in the video.

I suppose it is alright that contact was made with that tribe. They should mostly be left alone. Also, the myth of the white man being God reinforces the gifts giving to them. It's cruel to play games like that with people. Those tribesman will think that all white men are nice, kind, peaceful and altruistic.
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