So Bad They're Good : Cruel Jaws (1995)

Cruel Jaws (1995)

I was oblivious to the animal cruelty that could get dealt underneath the name of Jaws until today, but apparently a Jaws 5 was created, with it being the Sharknado 4, the black sheep and the loan shark of the series for a quick buck. Jaws 4: The Revenge at least gave the impression of a Jaws movie, regardless of how unwatchable and insufferable it might have been; but this one literally just suffocates the blood vessels out of the shark. This is without a doubt the worst horror movie that I’ve seen, stealing out of place footage from the first three Jaws movies, lol. That’s even considering that this was a direct to television movie.

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Jaws 2-Worth buying for Blu-Ray.
Jaws 3-D-Worth watching on television, despite the choppy visual effects.
Jaws 4: The Revenge-Worth watching if you’re a first year film student who needs a movie to poke fun at for every plot hole within a review.
Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws: Cruel to every body part. It provides a decent Blood Eagle if you want to torture a friend.

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No movie about sharks is going to be as amazing as a shark is.

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I really enjoyed this steaming pile of celluloid excrement.

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