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I farted a lot as soon as I laid on my bed

Belly down, butt up. The gas just came out

Must’ve been all the burger and hot dogs I had

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Good, I thought I had mine stored up for a decade.

Blog | Christina Barrett
Asian/American | 37 | 5'2" | 170 pounds | average | brunette | hazel eyes

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Blog | Christina Barrett
Asian/American | 37 | 5'2" | 170 pounds | average | brunette | hazel eyes

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How many did you eat?

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3 burgers 3 hotdogs. Potato salad and cake. 🍔🍔🍔🌭🌭🌭🥔🥚🍰

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Two hot dogs and I'm full.

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Wow! Are u skinny?

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Not skinny but slim I guess…29" inch waist.

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That's too skinny. I look anorexic when I'm down to a 32" pants size.

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I don't look skinny. I guess I'm small boned.

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I didn't know you were female

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Not too skinny for a female

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I alert the media

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Why don’t you stay?

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Plenty things to do, so little time

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Re: I farted a lot as soon as I laid on my bed

…as soon as you LAY on your bed. Lay is the past tense of lie.

"Laid" is not a word when referencing yourself. "Laid" is the present perfect tense of a different word.

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It’s just I’m always getting laid

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That one is correct.

You're getting laid - which means someone else is doing the laying. You are the object of the sentence: the one receiving the action of the verb. You cannot "laid" but someone else can "laid" you.

I lie/lay/have lain

You lay/laid/have laid me

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