Travel and Recreation : I LOVE New York City.

I LOVE New York City.

One time I was watching CNN in my hotel… and then it hit me that Anderson Cooper was filming what I was watching a block over from me. I could literally see the CNN building from my hotel. It's those little things we're not used to that make it so surreal.

And when you look out at 2 in the morning, and there's still people walking outside. It's like one big giant party, all the time.

Some people want piece and quiet. Not me. I love the atmosphere of parties going on all the time. I'd love a New York condo, and watch things like the New Years Eve parties from my own window.

The gas you'd save on never driving. Everything is there. You can walk to Times Square, Wall Street, Central Park, Broadway. Learn the Subway routes. You'd only need a car when you're traveling out of the city. L.A. is cool too, but it's more spaced, you'd need a car to drive from Beverly Hills mansion to the Rodeo Drive, etc. NY everything is confined in one big area. It's the only city in America where it's harder…and could take longer…to drive around in it, rather than walk or take the Subway.

On nice days, escape the city and take a stroll your Central Park. You'd have your own huge park…walking distance from you!

Imagine the Tinder matches within a 5 minute radius of you. The amount of Tinder matches is like living in a college campus. They're all over. I've used Tinder there before, and instead of saying "1 mile away, 5 miles away, etc" they all say ".03 miles, 0 miles away…" that's how close and confined you are with other people.

Just imagine how easy it would be to get laid, there. A guy could just stand in front of his own property, and hot girls would walk by all the time. It's not like that anywhere else. You can't sit down on your porch in Nebraska and watch parties from your house. You'd have to drive 20 minutes to the nearest bar.

And if you live with a partner, there's infinite possibilities for date night. You wouldn't need to get a Redbox and chill. Walk up your own block, and any restaurant, club, bar, show.

And like I said, it's one big outdoor party. Say you're at a club, and last call is at 2 AM. After the club closes, you and your friends have a big city to hang out in. One group could go one way, another group could go another, and then you'd end up running in to each other at some point. You could play hide-and-seek in all of Manhattan. Great stuff.

My God, I would absolutely love to live in New York.

**Actually, after thinking about it, if I lived there, I think I'd pick Brooklyn - just a Subway ride away from Manhattan. Only because getting out of Manhattan in a car is an absolute nightmare, and that New Jersey bridge has stop-and-go traffic. Much easier to hit the highway from Brooklyn.

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YOur post is too long to read but I would love to go to New York

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Have you been?

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No unfortunately not

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YOur post is too long to read but I would love to go to New York

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You could visit the Empire State Building with Donna and Steve Lake!

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Why the Empire State Building?

What’s the innuendo here? 👀

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No innuendo…It's just in all the brochures.

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You could hook up with Donna for some awesome sex.

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I hope she wears a red bra

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Yes with you and I indoors and Donna scaling the building from the outside.

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Is that a king Kong joke?

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That's what I thought you were referencing before he said it.

I want my pink shirt back.

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no comment.

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I suppose it's great if you like people. But if you don't, sounds like it would be a nightmare of a city.

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I had a friend who went to NYU and I went to visit her just for a few days, and I was miserable. She absolutely loved it to bits! This is what I remember: She lived in a 5th floor walk-up, and her rent was over a grand a month (this was decades ago) and was nothing more than a very, very small one room/studio type apartment with a bathroom.

Lots and lots of walking (I remember when I watched the documentary Supersize Me, he said the average New Yorker walks 5 miles a day!). Everything was so loud. There were always horns blaring, everything smelled (like the smog and exhaust from buses), crowds were simply dreadful and people were very pushy and rude, and everything was at such a super fast pace.

I'm a country gal at heart!

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You sound like you only went to manhattan. I highly recommend you visit the other 4 boroughs and check out what’s there too.

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Yes, that was the extent of my experience in NYC and I loathed it.

I'm such a country person, and was never a fan of busy city life.

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The one and only time I was there was in 1985. I want to go again.

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We should meet in NY. You and I have a history on Filmboards.

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PE have you ever stayed in NYC for a week or so?
There’s always something going on . Go on Eventbrite and you can find a party, rave or happy hour on any given night.

You can get a Tinder date as fast as an Uber in NYC too.

Also you don’t need to LEARN any subway routes . The subway system is simple enough for little kids to use on their own . It’s literally designed for clueless tourists.

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No it isn’t. It isn’t easy at all.

I had no clue how to read it. I panicked at had to get off at the next stop and just walk back to where I came from.

It’s not clear at at all. It wasn’t even clear which train was which. Should I be on the other side of the tracks? You have to learn and study that shit.

And my phone was dead so I couldn’t navigate myself.

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Lmao what? It’s literally impossible to get lost. Every station has signs telling you exactly where to go , which direction you’re going and every possible transfer point at every station on the route. The conductors give you live updates on service changes.


The NYC subway is the the most remedial system in the world, like I said, made special for clueless tourists like you .

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^^^^^^female version of Steve Lake^^^^^

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Erica and Steve hate tourists but NYC would be nothing without tourists. The city makes most of its income from tourism.

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Or you know Wall Street, the hundreds of businesses and an entire financial district…..

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
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Did I say all wealthy people are moving away from NYC?

Stupid fucking bitch. You're so goddamn shallow. You're nothing but a fuck toy!

That's all you're good for. And I hope you catch AIDS.

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Look at you completely losing your shit. you never cease to amaze.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
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I'm gonna agree with PE on this one. I've taken different subways all over the world, including ones not in English, and I found NY confusing.

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You and PE and hilarious. I could drop my 6 year old cousin at Times Square who has never been on the subway and I’m 100% certain she would find her way home before she got kidnapped.

You guys suck if you couldn’t figure out the subway .

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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This is jibberish to me. This does not literally tell you where a specific train is going.

This has 8 letters and numbers S N Q… that correspond to something. On the train, I didn’t even know if I was going north or south.

Yeah it’s easy, if you live there.



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What’s confusing? You know where any train is going because above the platform it tells you where the fucking train is going. In Manhattan it’s even easier because you can only go uptown or downtown. Jibberish?

You’re a good troll but not that good.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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You’re making it sound easier than it is.

You’ve done it a lot. You’re used to it.

“Because it tells you where the fuck it’s going.”

But it doesn’t. It tells you what the stops are named. It doesn’t tell you where you’re going.

Not to mention the amount of transfer points.

My phone was dead so I couldn’t follow my navigation. I learn by images. And I had to get the airport, I was already panicking.

The Subway in London was SO much easier. Fortunately Buckingham Palace to Heathrow was a straight shot.

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Honey , every station tells you where the train is going in the platform and on the train with lights to indicate each stop. That is a fact. There’s even a map of every route of every train. It couldn’t possibly be any easier to navigate NYC.

There probably isn’t another city in the world where the conductors tell you every way to get to a destination mid trip . You can’t argue with me on this one.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Your post is romanticism for an overcrowded, polluted city full of crazy rude people and rats running amok in the streets and subway, filthy disgusting pigeons walking around like stray pets. The majority of native NY are always trying get over on someone. They're always scheming and scamming…

I read that NY population has a high rate of STDs!

The only cool thing about NY are the number of celebrities that live in the city, the arts/entertainment.

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New York is great if you're rich

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Well anywhere is great when you're rich. Stupid.


The trend is, wealthy young NYer are moving out of the state because they feel the cost of living is too high.

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Not in your bedroom, bitch.

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What does that have to do with NYC?

Just because you visited NYC for boy pussy does not mean NY is the greatest place on Earth.

You're trashy, Erica is trashy, PE is creepy. Fuck you all. You're stupid and you don't know wtf you're talking about at any given point.

I suggest that everyone ignore you.

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I suggest you put on your red bra and take a drag off your cigarette, hoochie mama.

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Tl;dr

I'm not dealing with it. You guys are getting blocked today.

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Well anywhere is great when you're rich. Stupid.

fuck yes!

*snorts coke off own ass and jumps out the window*

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Hey, remember that time, we caused chaos on the board and then had a rational chat in the eye of that storm? Ahhh, good times…

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