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You wake up in the morning as another Filmboarder

Who would you hate to wake up as, and who would you like to wake up as?

The most screwed up Filmboarder is Ryan, without a doubt, so I'd hate to be him. A gay dwarf, so ugly on the inside he spends his entire waking life preening and plasticising himself and begging for attention here. The guy looks like an extra from Team America and he has a personality even more vacuous than a Paris Hilton groupie. I can't even imagine how awful things are going to get for him once he reaches middle age. No thanks, I'd kill myself immediately.

I think I'd most like to be Orson. Young, single, good looking, wealthy, self-confident and self-assured, great company, highly intelligent, gets plenty of action with London's finest ladies. He recently sent me a video of him and his friends at a soccer match in London. They were all in a boozer and the place was rocking. It was like the wildest frat party I've ever seen. Orson had a girl on each arm and they were both gorgeous. I have to admit, I was pretty envious, especially when he fanned out his money and there was over $3,000 dollars in his huge, baller hand. As the video panned left I got to see his enormous PC monitor, on which was displayed his Fortnight profile. The guy is ranked 3rd in the world. Holy fuck! Then when it panned right I saw a metal 50 cal ammo box and on top of it I could see the keys to a newest cadillac and Gwnyc's phone number on a slip of paper stained with a sexy, red lipstick kiss.

Man, that guy has it all.

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My worst nightmare ever

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What is? Ryan?

There are two parts to this question. My friend. Tell us, who would you most like to wake up as?

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Don't say to anyone but I would like to woke up as Fagg

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Lol weirdo

U don’t wanna be me. U wanna be IN me. All the way balls deep

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Shh

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Orson? I don’t think that guy posts here anymore.

Please, everyone. This is a time to unite the people.

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He does post occasionally. Usually during the refractory period, so we see him about 9 times a day, for 5 minute bursts.

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Lol

Melting down over top boy

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As = Nimda, so i can actually perma ban some people from here just to wipe the smile off their face, and to out as many socks as possible.


Not as = SpoonyRumble, because underneath all the dick jokes and nude requests im actually really depressed and afraid, lonely and anxious. But unluckily for me, there is no real life freaky friday, im stuck in this ugly weird looking vehicle until the lights finally go out for good.

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Lucky for you you're a man, not a little bitch like Ryan, so you can get respect and admiration while looking any damn way you please.

Head up, shoulders back, get back out there and stop looking at yourself so critically when most other folks are too afraid to look inside themselves because they know they'll hate what they find.

Stop all this self-loathing crap and start appreciating what is good about you and your life.

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Good advice Dr. Phil. You should use it yourself.

The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

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I'm glad I could help you, Mr. Potato Head™.

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'ave yerself ano'er shot mate.
I think I'd most like to be Orson. Young, single, good looking, wealthy, self-confident and self-assured, great company, highly intelligent, gets plenty of action with London's finest ladies. He recently sent me a video of him and his friends at a soccer match in London. They were all in a boozer and the place was rocking. It was like the wildest frat party I've ever seen. Orson had a girl on each arm and they were both gorgeous. I have to admit, I was pretty envious, especially when he fanned out his money and there was over $3,000 dollars in his huge, baller hand. As the video panned left I got to see his enormous PC monitor, on which was displayed his Fortnight profile. The guy is ranked 3rd in the world. Holy fuck! Then when it panned right I saw a metal 50 cal ammo box and on top of it I could see the keys to a newest cadillac and Gwnyc's phone number on a slip of paper stained with a sexy, red lipstick kiss.

Man, that guy has it all.

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You think I've already woken up as my favorite Filmboarder?



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The only drawback to Ryan would be his height. Do I sacrifice so much height for only a slightly marginal potentially prettier face? He's plenty attractive enough to get men as a bottom, but I don't think his looks would work in attracting women unless they have some sort of Stepmother/femboy fetish.

Steve Lake because he has the confidence to get on stage in front of thousands of people and tell jokes, and make lots of money doing it. And good voice and gets lots of ladies.

I want my pink shirt back.

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Yes, Ryan being a dwarf might put some people off.

He reminds me of Michael Gove. If he was hit on the head repeatedly with a sizeable baseball bat.

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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Has it ever been established that you're gay? I know you talk about women, but I'm guessing you're parodying straight guys when you do that.

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You are right

I want my pink shirt back.

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I'd honestly like to be a female version of Ryan. Because he's still young, already owns a house, getting parts in movies and has the potential to be really famous some day.

I wish I could be in my 20s again to do things over.

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And what about the second part of the question? Who wouldn't you like to be?

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She seems too polite to answer part 2 tbh. Id be shocked if i ever saw her yelling at someone here tbh

EDIT = I say tbh way too much tbh

im just being honest tbh

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Politeness is often a cover for cowardice, tbh.

I'm not saying that's the case with Panther, but just so you're aware in future. Don't trust polite people. They're usually just afraid of the conflict.

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tbh id rather be a coward, One of my childhood friends liked to be the tough guy and the way he behaved made me hate him, always doing things to get people to react to said things, then took said reaction as an excuse to start kicking the shit out of them. Fucking hate people like that, he had no respect for human safty.


Dont get me wrong, it would be nice to be a hard man ( lol hard ) as long as you dont over do it like he did.

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Um, nice tangent.

I'm not talking about being impolite, I'm just saying that people use politeness as an excuse not to admit they have a problem with someone.

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I dont know what a tangent is, does it come in blueberry flavour or…?

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You don't need to know what something is called to do it.

A tangent is when you bend your erection until it feels like it's going to snap.

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A tangent is when you bend your erection until it feels like it's going to snap.




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Im sure thats far from true, but even if you were a loser, you are in the right place rite nao


Have some cake



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That's a cop out and you're not a loser.

You're excused from answering if it's going to be difficult for you.

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She sacrifice herself so she didnt have to upset another member here, thats what hero's do.

And wouldnt ya know it, the Avengers are now looking for a hot female hero since Black Window went err….soul searching…




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TBH I really don't know what half the people here look like nor know anything about their lifestyle.

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Already owns a house
😂😂😂

He works RETAIL, you dumb botoxed bitch!

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Well he still owns a house.

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He doesn’t own shit. Him and his boyfriend are renting that flat.

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My boyfriend lives 2 hours away, he’s moving into my place in August. I have owned my house since September and moved in in October.
It’s a 3 story, 3 bedroomed house, not a flat.

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- Jesus, 2019

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I'm sure he'll once again be living 2 hours away within a few short months.

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Then it was given to you by your parents. You are an uneducated sales boy. You are nothing.

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Okay ☺️

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Most like to wake up to as MMC2:

- relive fond memories of Victory in Europe Day, but every day
- Nursie and I fly together in an ultralight to monitor migration incursions at the border
- Jell-O Fridays!!!

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And least like to wake up as…?

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Scooter, because I really don't know what goes with kale, peanut butter, licorice and red onions in a big breakfast fry-up.

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Not so sure I'd like to be Lara. He has it rough there in Romania on the farm, working in a factory… with his phone, his games, his broken dreams of being Lara Croft and living here in America as a true Yankee…. the empty hours of playing games and posting here…..

I love being MissMargoChanning. I wouldn't have it any other way. I wake up to sunshine and rainbows everyday! Life is Grand because I am a true Yankee in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave!

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Ouch!

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home
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