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Re: At ze gym the other day I watched a show called The Lifeguard.

It's a movie, not a show. You're welcome.


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Re: At ze gym the other day I watched a show called The Lifeguard.

I believe the word you wanted there is ”pirate”. Piracy is illegal.

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Re: At ze gym the other day I watched a show called The Lifeguard.

Well okay then.

Re: At ze gym the other day I watched a show called The Lifeguard.

BTW it has a mediocre rating of 5.6 on IMDb.


Re: At ze gym the other day I watched a show called The Lifeguard.

Kristen Bell is like highkey the cutest actress ever.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Re: At ze gym the other day I watched a show called The Lifeguard.

Re: At ze gym the other day I watched a show called The Lifeguard.

Why do you go to the gym to watch TV?

Kristen Bell gets points for being in two of the best TV shows ever: The Shield and Deadwood.

I am a dick. I've always been a dick.

Re: At ze gym the other day I watched a show called The Lifeguard.

What character did she play in The Shield?

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She was only in one episode. She played Jessica Hintel.



I am a dick. I've always been a dick.

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Re: At ze gym the other day I watched a show called The Lifeguard.

I’m sorry, buddy, but someone with as severe autism as you have is never going to lose their virginity.

Like Conor McGregor with a samurai sword on roller blades

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Re: At ze gym the other day I watched a show called The Lifeguard.

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What do you sing?

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Like Conor McGregor with a samurai sword on roller blades

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I'm gon' make more of an effort with ze ladies this summer.

More of an effort than offering to track them down and stab them?

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