Sex and Dating : I have a date tonite.

I have a date tonite.

Dinner and then straight to the guy’s hotel to fck.

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Thank god. Maybe we won’t have to hear you whining about your feelings now you fat little snowflake.

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Oh there’s always drama in my life don’t worry about that.

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Urgh, why have dinner before?
All you’re gonna do is choose something that will give you a shitty arse.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Prep! Prep! Prep!

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I actually haven’t decided if I’ll have anal or not yet. I don’t always want to do anal.

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Well in that case why did you say you’re going to fuck?
A blowjob ain’t fucking.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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He hasn't decided

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You ever heard of face fucking?

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That’s still just foreplay as far as I’m concerned

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Good for you! I hope ya'll have a good time.

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I hope he likes getting syphilis!

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

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Still a lot better than your full blown AIDS, bitch.

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Let us know how your second date goes at the free clinic to pick penicillin and retrovirals!

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

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Aw babie I don’t fck without a condom. That’s strictly for cheap whores like you who fck coworkers and drunk people.

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You can also shove some tortillas up your butt to stop the bleeding.

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

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No thank you. I’ll just shove some Kotex up my fatass

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With Ryan?

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Fucking right after dinner? Won’t you have food in your colon? He’s going to get your dinner all over his penis, Fatso.

Your date is too good lookin’ for you anyway. He is out of your league. You need to lower the bar if you want commitment, Fatso.

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Food doesn't digest that quickly, fool.

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But he could fart. There would be microscopic fecal matter in there.

And if the food doesn’t agree with him, he could have diarrhea right away. Pagg has a Poopy Butt and needs his diaper changed.

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Will you be posting a picture of yourself holding his BBC?

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Anal sex must hurt. I don't see the pleasure of that, maybe the one who is inserting it, but the poor one receiving it, what is the fun in that?

You can't top the Pop

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The Male g-spot is up there
That’s why I only go with hung guys, because once they hit that it feels amazing.
If I was to go with a guy with a small dick, he wouldn’t be able to reach and it’d feel uncomfortable

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Male g-spot is up there


We do?

You can't top the Pop

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We do

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Prostate

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I hope it went well!

The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

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Why even have dinner if the objective is a hook up?

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Umm cause he paid for it and I gotta eat

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Did he make reservations and pay in advance?

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Lol it wasn’t a fancy restaurant and he paid the check at the end. He’s a friend who happened to be in town and sent me a message saying hi and I told him to take me out. He’s a friend with benefits.

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If you’re happy I’m happy.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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“And I told him to take me out”

Just like the start of all beautiful romances

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019
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