Sex and Dating : Have you ever measured your penis?

Have you ever measured your penis?

How did you measure it and what were the results?

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I don't have a penis
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Re: Have you ever measured your penis?

Every guy does it.

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Not me.

What we need is designer violence!

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Once in the morning, once at night before bed.

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Yes, I remember it quite vividly since I was maybe 26 years old. I was flipping through a magazine left in a bathroom and there was an article about length, types and three women's opinions on the former.

'(sigh) We humans are stupid egotistical self-deluded beings'

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Why do men measure their willies?

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Well, in my case I simply read the article and realized "You know, I don't actually know if my willy is small, medium or big according to this article." So I finished in the bathroom and went looking for a ruler.

'(sigh) We humans are stupid egotistical self-deluded beings'

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Well it's good to know that fine literature played a role in applying your math skills.

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I don`t care what my size is, as long it works, I am happy. If the girl loves you, she will love you for who you are physically..

You can't top the Pop

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Sex starts in the brain. If she feels loved and cherished, and if she trusts you, you're most of the way there anyway.

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I like big breasted women. My ex had small boobs, I did not cared. I was happy just to be with her for that last 10 years.

You can't top the Pop

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Yes. Many times. It is 7 inches and Pencil thin from decades of furious Masturbation.

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Has a bird ever pooped on you while you were measuring your penis?

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No cause I was never insane enough to measure it while being outside.

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I measured it with a yardstick, but I really needed the longest tape measure in the world which is gold plated and was made in 1956 by a surveyor and tape-maker, Justus Roe, and it measures 180 metres (600 feet).
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