The Watercooler : I just had a very “Ripley Alien” moment

I just had a very “Ripley Alien” moment

I was getting dressed to go to the store. I go to an area next to my closet to move a hamper and notice something clinging to the side of it.

The hamper is this net like material and I get closer and see this spider like creature weaving something.

I move back startled and coward away in a corner never removing my eyes from this thing. I’m looking for a spray bottle, a shoe or anything within reach to defend myself in case this thing decides to jump or move. I don’t want to frighten it as this will cause it to fly or run and hide and then I won’t sleep at nite knowing that thing is somewhere around.

I realize the thing didn’t move when I moved the hamper and yet it is very much alive and moving it’s antennas or jaws or something. I decide I need to take the hamper outside and once out there beat the thing and if it escapes at least it’ll be outside. I’m not fully clothed though.

I carefully reach for a robe and wear that as I’m staring at this thing the whole time.

I slowly lift the hamper and start walking backward outside as to not remove my stare from the evil thing.

I make it outside and grab a stick and I hit it. The thing seems unfazed and starts moving it’s many legs to escape. It’s fast but I’m faster and start smashing it to the ground. Somewhat resilient whatever it was. Took several whacks but finally died. 😪

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Re: I just had a very “Ripley Alien” moment

You shouldn't have killed it if it was outside, you fuckin' asshole.

I hate animal abuse.
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