The Watercooler : Should i sue samsung?

Should i sue samsung?

The crack in my phone screen actually caused a shard of glass to slice my thumb.

Re: Should i sue samsung?

You cant afford an attorney. Matter wells buy a new one.

You can't top the Pop

Re: Should i sue samsung?

Fuckin idiot

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Re: Should i sue samsung?

no, they're not responsible for your being a klutz

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You don't think it should be a special kind of glass?

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How do you know it's not? And how come I've never heard of anyone else who had this problem?

Besides, this sounds like the kind of case which will immediately get thrown out.
And even if it's not, will it be worth all the trouble and expense? The lawyer fees
could run into the thousands.




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Re: Should i sue samsung?

It happens…but usually people keep.it to themselves😉

Re: Should i sue samsung?

Yes because it's a tempest in a teapot. Or in other words, it would be a dick move.




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Re: Should i sue samsung?

basically

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Ni, i feel tjat my phone might have a defect which caused me to possibly have had to get stitchhes

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Poor baby. You want us to kiss your boo boo?

So did you get stitches or not? You say it caused you to "possibly have had to get stitches". (huh??)

English is not your first language, is it?




😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Re: Should i sue samsung?

I didn't have to because i immediately pulled my finger away from the phone but it did bleed a tiny bit!
I think there is a defect in my phone, just imagine if a small child got cut by it!!

Re: Should i sue samsung?

Stop whining and just get a new phone. Problem solved, and you're welcome. And I have never heard of a child, or anyone, being cut by a phone.




😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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That is my point, my phone is flawed!

Re: Should i sue samsung?

So get a new one.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Get a new phone, and what? Lose an arm this time? Hasn't Notme suffered enough? My client here already has a sore finger from this dangerous phone, but worse are the mental damages of what could have been. Mental wounds cannot be fixed with mere stitches or band-aids. No, these wounds last a lifetime. Only the sum of $10 million may alleviate some of this pain. Please stop badgering my client, Movieman. You are causing more mental trauma.

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LMFAO over here! Good one, SL! I will cease and desist immediately.







😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Re: Should i sue samsung?

You should sue your parents for not having the good sense to abort you and forcing you to be pitted against this cruel world for which you are ill adapted to survive. But since you already live off them they may give you the boot finally. Not a good situation when you lose the lawsuit and are forced to finally fend for yourself.

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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Someone sounds mad

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The crack in my phone screen actually caused a shard of glass to slice my thumb.

You're right, someone was so mad they made this idiotic topic to cry about it.

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

Re: Should i sue samsung?

You should sue your parents for not having the good sense to abort you and forcing you to be pitted against this cruel world for which you are ill adapted to survive.


That was funny.

Re: Should i sue samsung?

Broken glass cuts. Duh. Time for a new phone.

Re: Should i sue samsung?

Why not. Everyone sues everyone else in America. Ever watch Judge Judy?
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