Fashion : Wait…WTF is wrong with cargo shorts?

Wait…WTF is wrong with cargo shorts?

Re: Wait…WTF is wrong with cargo shorts?

Those and jorts are horrible. Lol.

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What are jorts?

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Jean shorts



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Yeah this ain't great…but what's wrong with cargo?

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Yes, jorts are horrible.




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Bad taste in fashion

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Yep. This is how I roll….



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Re: Wait…WTF is wrong with cargo shorts?

I googled your name with the criteria "awesome shorts"attached…

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Lol

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😂👍

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Cute!

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Speaking of horrible….




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From a gypsy 😂😂😂

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Racist 😠

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Stylist!

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Romanian fashion.



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L😂L!!!

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They haven’t ever been considered stylish and anyone still wearing them looks like they stepped out of a movie from 2002.

Same goes for jean shorts, they just look silly.

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-Erin Wotherspoon

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Oh cool…I've never been one for style😉👍

And I sorely missed 2002!

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LOL

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Was that a "you go boy" LOL…or a "get a load of this old fool" LOL?😂

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You go boy!

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2002 in the HOUSE!

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Woot Woot!

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I got married that year 😁👍

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Really? Congrats! 2002 was a great year for you it seems.

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One of the best 👍

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Yeah! WOO HOO!




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Amen and LOL!




😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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They are fine. It's the monstrosities that are 3/4 length that are horrendous, especially when worn with sandals and white socks*

* Sandals and white socks are the biggest known sexual turn off to womenkind.

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3/4 being past the knees? Like capri pants? As for the other…

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Jesus H Christ will you stop posting MMC2 holiday snaps! That sort of thing could give a person a heart attack.

Yes those trousers. We used to say "have your trousers had an argument with your shoes?"

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Oh good…I'm still cool 😎👍

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Don't ever google image search "old man crotch bulge"

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I believe "old man speedo" is just as bad 😂👍

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No. It's not. Go see.

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Both really bad!😲

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Of course you are 😎

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You'll ALWAYS be cool, Bro! And screw them! Nothing wrong with cargo shorts, my friend!




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That's what I keep telling them 👍

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Yeah, Bro!




😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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We used to say "Did your cat die?" (I still don't know why )

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

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In relation to trousers that your mum and taken up too much?

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That'll be the one Dazed!

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

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Hmm there must be a reason but I can't quite get there.
Maybe something to do with the dead cats fleas jumping on your ankles

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This will sound odd but I always got some kind of erection thing inferred.

But I was a kid at the time and so that might be on me

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God! Sometimes boys school trousers had the unfortunate effect of looking like a stiffy!

I could see how that might comically lift your trouser hems off the floor, but where does the cat come into it?
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