Art : POETRY CONTEST PART 2 ANNOUNCEMENT
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What is sex?
My password is password
My password is password
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PORN!
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home
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Not.
My password is password
My password is password
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Is
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home
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Here goes nothin'. Gimme a beat.
What do you wanna do tonight?
Let's try a Pasadena mudslide
but only if you want to abide
Do you want to do some pegging
I will if you wear those leggings
WE could do some fellatio
it all depends on the ratio
Always have wanted a threesome
But only if I can get mesome
What about a golden shower,
I don't want to give up the power
are you a squirter
if you are, you get the frankfurter
we can have an ol' rumpy pumpy
only if it's not too lumpy
You ever done a glory hole
That's another story whole
what if I say just the tip
or would you rather on the lip
how bout just one old fashion
sure, only if you keep on lappin
I want you to meet Mr John Thomas
be gentle, please just promise
we could just do it like a doggy
but only if you're feeling froggy
I'm not sure about that scat
only if you really like that
could always just get stuffed
only if it's not too rough
you could always spank the monkey
but only if you're a little drunky
are you into that felching
I am but without any belching
we could do a quickie
if you're not too damn picky
want me to toss your salad
only if you sing me a ballad
what about a little buggery
cant do it with my bad knee
you could get a piece of this knob
much better than corn on the cob
Let's get a hold of your naughty bits
you better gather all your wits
Love you and your strawberry creams
you all know what that means
did you ever want a three way
let me just think …mmmkay
Could I get just a little head
only till the day that I'm dead
You could just flick the bean
it's not the same, know what I mean
we might try something to make us a visionary
or just do straight up missionary
I'll settle for the old in an out
Because that's what it's all about
None of this means a damn thing
unless you have love that's the real thing
before you leave remember I was with you
What do you wanna do tonight?
Let's try a Pasadena mudslide
but only if you want to abide
Do you want to do some pegging
I will if you wear those leggings
WE could do some fellatio
it all depends on the ratio
Always have wanted a threesome
But only if I can get mesome
What about a golden shower,
I don't want to give up the power
are you a squirter
if you are, you get the frankfurter
we can have an ol' rumpy pumpy
only if it's not too lumpy
You ever done a glory hole
That's another story whole
what if I say just the tip
or would you rather on the lip
how bout just one old fashion
sure, only if you keep on lappin
I want you to meet Mr John Thomas
be gentle, please just promise
we could just do it like a doggy
but only if you're feeling froggy
I'm not sure about that scat
only if you really like that
could always just get stuffed
only if it's not too rough
you could always spank the monkey
but only if you're a little drunky
are you into that felching
I am but without any belching
we could do a quickie
if you're not too damn picky
want me to toss your salad
only if you sing me a ballad
what about a little buggery
cant do it with my bad knee
you could get a piece of this knob
much better than corn on the cob
Let's get a hold of your naughty bits
you better gather all your wits
Love you and your strawberry creams
you all know what that means
did you ever want a three way
let me just think …mmmkay
Could I get just a little head
only till the day that I'm dead
You could just flick the bean
it's not the same, know what I mean
we might try something to make us a visionary
or just do straight up missionary
I'll settle for the old in an out
Because that's what it's all about
None of this means a damn thing
unless you have love that's the real thing
before you leave remember I was with you
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"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
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Not bad muttley!
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You're at the top so I needed to do something to try to knock you out!
before you leave remember I was with you
before you leave remember I was with you
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So far just you and me? I heard Pagg had some talent…hope he steps upπ
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No I haven't…but I'm willing to roll all my winnings into screen name colors!
@Nimda needs to get involved!
@Nimda needs to get involved!
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Good idea
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I hope there's more and am impatiently waiting for you to submit your losing entry.
before you leave remember I was with you
before you leave remember I was with you
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I like your chutzpah kidπ
It will bring you comfort
In the agony of da Feetπ
It will bring you comfort
In the agony of da Feetπ
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before you leave remember I was with you
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I'm just polishing this turd up…be ready soon!
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This is the edited one. The original was too much. Even for here!
before you leave remember I was with you
before you leave remember I was with you
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I never knew
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It's amazing what booze and insomnia can do for you!
I'm a man of mystery, Nettie.
before you leave remember I was with you
I'm a man of mystery, Nettie.
before you leave remember I was with you
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You sure are!
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Damn!
πΊ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. π€¨ Let's go, Brandon! π€¨ Try that in a small town.
πΊ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. π€¨ Let's go, Brandon! π€¨ Try that in a small town.
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None of this means a damn thing
unless you have love that's the real thing
Muttley, you're a gentleman and a great poet!
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I Appreciate it!
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before you leave remember I was with you
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before you leave remember I was with you
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Great stuff Dazed! Sex is a laugh, and proves Mother Nature has sense of humor!
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I love it!
Wrapped up nice and tight so to speak.
Careful, your genius is starting to show again.
before you leave remember I was with you
Wrapped up nice and tight so to speak.
Careful, your genius is starting to show again.
before you leave remember I was with you
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Thank you guys so much for your entries. Iβm working on the prizes and Iβll speak to Nimda about screen name colors being a suppplementary prize.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
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It's been fun. Thank you for your idea!
before you leave remember I was with you
before you leave remember I was with you
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You need to do it in CROFT diction π
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have the herpes,
And now so do you
π
Violets are blue,
I have the herpes,
And now so do you
π
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before you leave remember I was with you
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sex sux,
But six sox say a sax sux more.
But six sox say a sax sux more.
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before you leave remember I was with you
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Let me tell y'all a story
'bout Sally down the block.
Five nine…big behind
body hard as a rock.
She got into my ear
The girl could talk the talk.
Told her I'm Deliciousfeet
And I can walk the walk.
Yeah she was a talker
But not a cock blocker.
We did the wild thang
and she turned into a stalker.
She be at my joint
almost every single night.
Straight to the weed jar
Gettin' high as a kite.
Then we be lickin' and stickin'
Til we see the sunlight.
I knew the girly was all wrong
But the kitty was all right!
Now she's on my jock
At my crib round the clock.
Shit make my head numb
Like a squeeze from Mr. Spock.π
So I jumped in Dixie
To try and get away.
Nah Dixie ain't my side piece
She my hoopty Chevroletπ
The whip was whippin'…
Deliciousfeet be dippin'…
Took a left on vine
But Sally caught me slippin'!
Bust out the door
From the Kentucky fried chicken.
Saw the look on my face
And Sally started trippin'!
"Try to blend in…
I bet she didn't see ya."
But in the rear view
I saw her jump in her Kia.
She was jammin' the lanes
Like it was goin' out of style.
I was slammin' my breaks
Traffic backed up for a mile!
Passive aggression
my means of deflection
Hit a back alley
to avoid detection
But Sally's not silly
Due to introspection.
She pulled a U turn
In the intersection!
The screech of tires…
My hope expires…
The girl is out for blood…
Ladies all vampires!
I make my decision
As she takes the pole position.
I tried to duck and weave
But that caused a collision.
Wake up in the Kia
Don't know what to expect.
Looks like we goin' back to my place
'Cause my Dixie wrecked!
Back at my fort
She on my junk with no discussion.
I try to fight her off
But I suffered a concussion.
My sex moves so raunchy
Her ass cheeks be blushin'.
I beat that booty like a drum.
Naked flesh percussion!
Good God!
Sally's chocha on fire!
My wedding tackle hugs her curves
Like a Goodyear tire.
I'm locked and loaded…
Fixin to explode when…
Sally flips around
To get her whole face coated!
Now that's the kinda freak
That I'm talkin about.
Sally always drags me back
When I'm just about out
That's Sally down the block…
Premium like blue Chip stock.
She's a love broker…
And my cocks in hock!
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before you leave remember I was with you
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Your kind sentiments make it all worthwhile ππ
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daaammmnnn!!!
πΊ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. π€¨ Let's go, Brandon! π€¨ Try that in a small town.
πΊ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. π€¨ Let's go, Brandon! π€¨ Try that in a small town.
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I'll take that as s good damn π
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Oh HELL YEAH!
πΊ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. π€¨ Let's go, Brandon! π€¨ Try that in a small town.
πΊ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. π€¨ Let's go, Brandon! π€¨ Try that in a small town.
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Good man π
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Thanks.
πΊ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. π€¨ Let's go, Brandon! π€¨ Try that in a small town.
πΊ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. π€¨ Let's go, Brandon! π€¨ Try that in a small town.
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Wow thatβs really good! Giving me beastie boys vibes
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon
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Not surprising… they're my favorite π
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You kill me!
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Thanks Nettieπ
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I want to be an alcoholic
And have lots of drunken sex
I want to drink until my nose bleeds
Itβs worth all the side effects
I want to be an alcoholic
And get my girlfriends drunk
So they can give me better head
And act like little sluts
I want to be an alcoholic
Until my liver wastes away
I want to drink until I pass out
The same as yesterday
I want to be an alcoholic
Until Iβm dead and gone
But my life will have been worth it
Thanks to alcohol
And have lots of drunken sex
I want to drink until my nose bleeds
Itβs worth all the side effects
I want to be an alcoholic
And get my girlfriends drunk
So they can give me better head
And act like little sluts
I want to be an alcoholic
Until my liver wastes away
I want to drink until I pass out
The same as yesterday
I want to be an alcoholic
Until Iβm dead and gone
But my life will have been worth it
Thanks to alcohol
POETRY CONTEST PART 2 ANNOUNCEMENT
Be creative and critique each otherβs poems. I use the feedback to determine my winner.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon