Food and Drink : What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

Obtuse rubber goose?
Green moose?
Guava juice?
Giant snake?
Birthday Cake?
Large Fries?
Chocolate shake?

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

Round about the couldron go:
In the poisones entrails throw.
Toad,that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Sweated venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first in the charmed pot.
Double,double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blindworm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing.
For charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double,double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and couldron bubble.

Scale of dragon,tooth of wolf,
Witch's mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg'd in the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat; andslips of yew
silver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by the drab,-
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For ingrediants of our cauldron.
Double,double toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.


JUST KIDDING!!

Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

giant snake, is that slang for dick?

so you got dicked and fed at the same time?

Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

Why are you talking to her like that?

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Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

Because he's rude

Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

you cunt

Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

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Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

He's an asshole. I would have told him to quit harassing you and then turned him in for using the restroom after he went in

Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

My lunch was distrupted by a rude white man. I was sitting at the table enjoying my lunch, minding my own business when this rude white guy walked into the restaurant. He saw me sitting there eating so he approached me. He looked at my receipt and asked me to give him the code to the restrooms.

They put the code to the restrooms on a receipt for a reason because their bathrooms are not open to the public. It's for customers only. He could have walked down the street to Target to use their bathrooms. Target was like right there within view. But did his lazy ass do that? No. He wanted to harass a black woman instead.

I didn't even look at him and told him "no".

He got all "offended". Lol

And started talking shit to me like why wouldn't I do that for him? I ignored him and kept eating. So he got desperate and asked another patron for their receipt and got it.

But that wasn't enough for this rude white guy though. He had to disturb me AGAIN.

He waves the receipt in his hands and goes, "See? At least that guy was friendly."
Then he walked away. I'm assuming to go use the restroom.

But was that enough for this rude white guy? No!

Before he leaves the restaurant, he has to pass by my table again and tells me sarcastically to have a nice day.


I didn't deserve any of that! I didn't bother him. I was minding my own business.

This is why I fucking hate NYC white people. They think the blacks are their servants. Fuck their chicken fat asses and their kids.

Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

Wow that guy was totally out of line.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

Scum. I only had to deal with scum when I was in retail

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lol

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Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

An aΓ§aΓ­ bowl πŸ˜‹

Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

That’s all , bestie? You on a diet?

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

Those things are like 400-500 calories lol… plenty enough for lunch

Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

But what did you eat?

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Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

Wat r u implying babes

Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

That you’re a fcking worm that eats dirt.

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Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

I thought it was something far more clever… lameessss

Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

Oh we already know you’re frigid so you’re not feeding your lips any manmeat.

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Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

Vegable soop.

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Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

I have to pick one?

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Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

I work through lunch today. I'll be having pho for dinner, though, which is far more exciting than any lunch I could have had!

The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

I'm glad you're still here, but why did you start a thread saying you were leaving for a month and then just change your username and avatar?

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Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

You act like I'm hiding my identity when my profile bio says that I am Jacky.

I finished my shit early like the over-achiever that I am. It's amazing what red bull and determination can do.

The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

Re: What did you have for lunch on this beautiful Spring day?

Good to see you Ms Jacky
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