The Watercooler : Ey up Filmboarders just got me hair cut

Ey up Filmboarders just got me hair cut

Hadn’t been to this place before but it’s cheap as chips so a thought why the fook not ar kid. By ‘eck as like what a fookin mess they’ve made! They’ve made me look like a right bloody pillock. I won’t fookin be back I’ll tell you that right now. I wouldn’t even recommend this place to that proper baldy bastard that posts here. And see the midget they got working there? Proper fookin cunt he is an all looks like something out the fookin circus. He looks like a nonce! Wouldn’t want that pervert within a ten foot barge pole of me hair. Heard it was his first day and hopefully last! Bloody bastard a hope he gets fookin shat on by a pigeon. I was gonna get them to sort me me fanny too but fook that for a game of soldiers

Anyways am off for a brew catch you’s later

Yorkshire Lass xxx
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