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Ahh the smell of spring

Similar to the scent of a young beauty flowering for the first time, seeing me in her bed as I sneak through the window and tiptoe across her Bermuda carpet. The room smells of lavender and freshly washed silk. Innocence personified. She gazes in my eyes and I see no resistance. Yes she is ready. We make sweet love until 10am. 8 hours give or take. Panda Express time.

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Sick pedo

Meh

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What. The. Fuck.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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Am I the only one that read the end as a time zone?

We make sweet love until 10am, Panda Express Standard Time.

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You sound familiar

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It sounds just like PE.

When the parody is indistinguishable from the original, you know the original is a major freak.

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Poe's law, my child.

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:)

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