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Donna (You're a Fine Girl)

There's a General Discussion on filmboards
And it serves a hundred posters a day
Lonely posters pass the time away
And talk about their lives

And there's a girl on this message baord
And she works layin' troll threads down
They say, Donna, post another round
She serves them trolling like a clown

And GameBoy says "Donna, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"Yeah, your eyes could steal a GameBoy from v2"

Do do do do do do, do do do do do

Donna wears a braided weave
Made of finest silver from the North of The Hive
A locket that bears the name
Of the man that Donna loved

He came on a summer's day
Bringin' threads from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No one message board was his home

And GameBoy say: "Donna, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is some random boy's ass"

Do do do do do do, do do do do do

Yeah, Donna used to watch his eyes
When he told his trolling stories
She could feel the mods delete and ignore
She saw their ragin' glory
But GameBoy had always told the truth, Lord, he was an honest man
And Donna does her best to understand

Do do do do do do, do do do do do

At night when filmboards slows down
Donna lurks through a silent Soapbox
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say

She hears GameBoy say "Donna, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is some random boy's ass"
It is, yes it is,
He said, "Donna, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is some random boy's ass

Do do do do do do, do do do do do
Do do do do do do, do do do do do

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

Re: Donna (You're a Fine Girl)

Very cute

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Look at everyone here trying to be Steve Lake. First the Tranny Pagg with her Golden girls parody. Although Golem girls would have been funnier.

Now Gamey riffing on Brandy by looking glass.

My comic genius has created or should I say spawned quite a few Monsters.

The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

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Do do do do do do, do do do do do

I've been parodying this song for years, this and Natalie Imbruglia.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

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No, I'm trolling him. AJ's truces are a dime a dozen. Patrick probably told him he won't cyber him anymore

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Re: Donna (You're a Fine Girl)

You don't like that he and Donna are getting along. I thought they were cute, even when they fought you could tell they liked each other deep down.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

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AJ's manipulating her. He doesn't like her. He spouted all kinda racist garbage about her only a few days ago.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

Re: Donna (You're a Fine Girl)

You use the word 'negro', how is that any different from him using the word 'jigaboo'? He hasn't said more offensive stuff than you have in the past. He does like her, that's what it seemed like to me even when they were fighting.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

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I was born in the 20th century so I don't use the word "negro" seriously. Check the context. No, I don't call black people the 'n' word or "jigaboo". Sure, we all play around and say a bunch of shit. But some things you don't say. He's as stooopid as Fugazi.

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"Mud people" is political commentary, not an insult. It acknowledges that white people are a small minority on earth. But we are unique with our technology and philosophy, no nonwhite civilization has come anywhere near us. Yet, we share our innovations with the world. I use it like you use the term "wheeit" to parody white racism and imperialism.

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Re: Donna (You're a Fine Girl)

You used it as an insult on IMDb. I won't go further into other things you've said in the past about black people, because it will make you look very stupid in this thread. Asian people are a small minority in Europe/America, but are more successfull than europeans/americans. There would be no wheit civilization without the chinese.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

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Child, I never used "mud people" as an insult. What, like you're saying I got mad at TJ and called him a "mud person"? Never happened. I use it as part of fascist rhetoric.

Europe developed without any contact with the Chinese. It was built on Classical civilization (Greek & Roman). Don't get me started on the Chinese emperor's mechanical canary.

Chinese people are dirty and they smell. Except Ebony!

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I don't think you told TJ or j-curl personally that 'only wheit men's throw aways with jungle fever could be attracted to black guys', but you did say that on IMDb.

Europe was 'barbaric' when China was the most developed country in the world.

The only reason you and ebony can wipe your a*ses is because chinese people invented toilet paper.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

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I didn't say that in the way you say I did. This is a nice thread for Donna. Stop trying to start bullshit.

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Re: Donna (You're a Fine Girl)

That's what you said. I don't talk like that. I don't use words like 'jungle fever' or 'yellow fever'. Wheit people do. I remember it well, because it has been brought up a lot of times in the past when we argued, so that is what you said the way you said it. Stop calling AJGoodFellow a manipulative racist, because you are.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

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white people are a small minority on earth. But we

But… you aren't white.

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Yeah, you got me. I'm black.

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Re: Donna (You're a Fine Girl)

I love your avatar

I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true? - Lana Del Rey

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Re: Donna (You're a Fine Girl)

What about me 😭😭

I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true? - Lana Del Rey

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No but I could be when I lose weight

I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true? - Lana Del Rey

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No you can't. Are you even for real? LMAO. You live a a warped reality.

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I was drop dead gorgeous when I was skinny so yeah I could top Marilyn

I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true? - Lana Del Rey

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Re: Donna (You're a Fine Girl)

When I was thin





I think I looked like a beautiful dolly there

I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true? - Lana Del Rey

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Me now



I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true? - Lana Del Rey

Re: Donna (You're a Fine Girl)

Also can I just
Say I was joking but you did hurt me Donna

I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true? - Lana Del Rey

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Re: Donna (You're a Fine Girl)

Thank you it’s ok xx

I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true? - Lana Del Rey

Re: Donna (You're a Fine Girl)

Well done, sir!




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