Fashion : My facial hair grows too quickly...!

My facial hair grows too quickly...!

I’m sure it grows faster than all my friends.
I shaved for a drag night on Friday, and now, 3 days later it’s about half an inch in some places.



“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

Re: My facial hair grows too quickly...!

Why do you wear your sisters clothes?

You a sick pervert or sumthing?

I've figured out how to self delete, have you

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I don’t wear my sisters clothes, I buy my own clothes.
Me ans my sister don’t even live in the same city, nevermind house.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Why would a grown man buy womens clothes, what do you tell the retail assistant?

I've figured out how to self delete, have you

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I tell them nothing, I just buy it.
What do you do if you’re buying gifts for a woman? Do you explain to the cashier that it’s for somebody else? That makes you look guilty, and like it’s for yourself.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Serious question, your out at a nightclub and your in drag.

Do you use the mens or ladies?

I've figured out how to self delete, have you

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Depends on the place.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Lol you look funny.

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Cool story bro.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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I didn't mean it as a diss. I meant you look pretty but funny with the facial hair.

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Oh I’ll let you off then haha

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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What if some girl is offended by your pressence with being male in a ladies toilet, asked what the fuck are you doing and then gets her boyfriend over to remove you from the ladies.

How do you handle it?

I've figured out how to self delete, have you

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That’s never happened, if anything whilst I’m in the ladies toilets most of them don’t even notice I’m a guy, and the ones who do are all “omg you’re stunning let me have a selfie! Do you have snapchat?”

I live in England, stuff like that rarely happens here unless you go to scruffy chavvy places, but I’m too classy for them.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Isnt all england chavy?

I've figured out how to self delete, have you

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Nope, America is in fact a lot rougher than the UK. Lgbt people and people of colour mostly have an easy ride here.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Actually is the same person


Anyone between me and that stone dies

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Lmao @ u trying to be Jeezuz

❤️Joy to the boards the PAGG has cum

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He looks like a woman with facial hair lol

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Why would I wanna look like a fictional character from a book?
Come on. We all know I’m a movie or music kinda guy rather than a book guy.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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My first ex wife was convinced that my spum was magical for her complexion. Hence I never hesitated to blow it all over her face and she would rub it in and slept with it on her face all night.
Is it possible that cum is what makes your beard grow?

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It grows on it's own or your ex would have a beard

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Haha I like his face, and he’s wearing the exact same outfit I’m wearing now 😂 I don’t think I’m that ‘thick’ tho haha

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Haha thanks I like the look of my house, is that Miss Vanjie I see at the bottom? Haha :D

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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You and Donna are very good friends now.

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Re: My facial hair grows too quickly...!

Haha that’s cute

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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So cute, love the kitty

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You have my sincere condolences.

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Someone needs to throw you down a well.

~~Jerome~~
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