The Watercooler : I'm getting a divorce

I'm getting a divorce

My wife finally had enough of me being a weak little bitch and decided to just put an end to things. She's also taking the kids, which I'm fine with – her boyfriends make much more money than I do, and they're much more manly, from what I hear.


Oh, and she kicked me out of my house. Does anyone have a place for me to stay for a while?

I'm the hero filmboards needs, but not the one it deserves.

Re: I'm getting a divorce

Luke does.

The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

Re: I'm getting a divorce

Ok… does anyone else?

I'm the hero filmboards needs, but not the one it deserves.

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Nice callback.

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Your wife is awesome in bed, we had great sex tonight. Your kids are finally calling me daddy.

You curse marriage is my blessing now..

If you can't feel the top..Ask for Pop

You can't top the Pop

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She really isn't, dude. I do know one of her boyfriends, and he tells me fucking her is like fucking a cardboard cutout.

I'm the hero filmboards needs, but not the one it deserves.

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You are a true fuck-up. Can't even keep your woman at home.

What was it? Impotent? Homosexuality?

You can't top the Pop

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No, she was just a bit of a whore.

I'm the hero filmboards needs, but not the one it deserves.

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You are a fancy cupcake, WTF is this marriage with a woman???

You can't top the Pop

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Who was your wife?

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Why do you want to know?

I'm the hero filmboards needs, but not the one it deserves.

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I’LL ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE BUBBA, AND IF YOU DONT CLOMPY, IM GOING TO SPANK YOUR HAIRY APPLE-BOTTOMED ASS.

Re: I'm getting a divorce

@ your username

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I have a place. But wait, how old are you?

❤️Joy to the boards the PAGG has cum

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Ahem

Re: I'm getting a divorce

15

I'm the hero filmboards needs, but not the one it deserves.

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Cum right in. Make ur self at home :)

❤️Joy to the boards the PAGG has cum

Re: I'm getting a divorce

You can chill here, but you have to leave during Comic-Con.

I am a dick. I've always been a dick.

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He can sleep out by the pool, I don't mind.

Re: I'm getting a divorce

That's very decent of you. Very decent indeed….

I am a dick. I've always been a dick.
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