The Watercooler : I'm impulse shopping to distract myself from not having a valentine

Two pairs of sketchers, two shirts from banana republic, a belt from Calvin Klein outlet store, Clinique anti-age moisturizer for men plus an Apple Watch from Macys on the way.

Ain't love grand. (That's about how much I spent .)

Better than spending all that money on some woman.

Woman

He’s new here.

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On candy stripe legs the spiderman comes, softly through the shadow of the evening sun.

Maybe if you weren't perpetually feeling sorry for yourself you might become a little more appealing.

Maybe if you didn’t hide behind a sock you wouldn’t seem like such a pussy

I'm not crying to the internet about how people think I'm a pussy.

Try not to be so emotional. Take the advice and grow as a human being.