Fashion : would buying a top hat to cover my baldness be prudent?

would buying a top hat to cover my baldness be prudent?

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Smells like Ass in here

Re: would buying a top hat to cover my baldness be prudent?

Only if the goal is to get laid.

Re: would buying a top hat to cover my baldness be prudent?

Top coat, top hat,
And I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat
Black shades, white gloves,
Lookin' sharp lookin' for love
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man


Smells like Ass in here

Re: would buying a top hat to cover my baldness be prudent?

It would cause people to look at you and wonder: "Bald or fashion statement?"



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: would buying a top hat to cover my baldness be prudent?

both dahlings

Smells like Ass in here

Re: would buying a top hat to cover my baldness be prudent?

Okay, but I would not recommend a top hat. It will make you look like a character who just fell out of a Broadway show, or a comedy skit.

As Nettie says, I would recommend a fedora, especially one like James Spader wears in The Blacklist. That will make you look good.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: would buying a top hat to cover my baldness be prudent?

I would go with a fedora
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