Sex and Dating : 38 year old virgin

38 year old virgin

Still two more years until I can invoke the Steve Carell movie, darnit.

Amusing factoid: I literally never measured the length of my equipment until I was 25-26 after flipping through a magazine in a guest bathroom which had an article about men's sizes and women's preferences.

'(sigh) We humans are stupid egotistical self-deluded beings'

Re: 38 year old virgin

Re: 38 year old virgin

Hey hey hey. You are fucking with the wrong Singh nigga. Oh turbin now? Do you see any turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Fuck you okay? I was born in BROOKLYN. BROOKLYN. My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent okay?

Re: 38 year old virgin

Some tips here, if interested: https://filmboards.com/board/12101566/

Re: 38 year old virgin

random bump!


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Sure. Totally random. Nothing to do with my (supresses laughing) "raging" in your thread. Totally random.

'(sigh) We humans are stupid egotistical self-deluded beings'

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It has everything to do with your raging butthurt.

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Sure, sure.

'(sigh) We humans are stupid egotistical self-deluded beings'

Re: 38 year old virgin

I'm thinking you might have been told this already, but you seem the type who's prone to overshare.

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I don't think anyone's ever told me that actually.

'(sigh) We humans are stupid egotistical self-deluded beings'

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They're probably too busy backing away.

Re: 38 year old virgin

I wish.

'(sigh) We humans are stupid egotistical self-deluded beings'

Re: 38 year old virgin

Somehow, I disbelieve you.

The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

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The only solid thing my genitals have been inside (except a pederast's mouth for about fifty secunds when I was six years old then he gave up on getting me hard) is basically clothing.

Still disbelieve me?

'(sigh) We humans are stupid egotistical self-deluded beings'

Re: 38 year old virgin

This was a horrible read.

On candy stripe legs the spiderman comes, softly through the shadow of the evening sun.

Re: 38 year old virgin

Then go have sex with someone you love if you're not a PTSD-crippled incel like me.

'(sigh) We humans are stupid egotistical self-deluded beings'

Re: 38 year old virgin

I apologize. I’ve been through the same kind of thing and it was just that it made me nauseous reading it.

On candy stripe legs the spiderman comes, softly through the shadow of the evening sun.

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No reason to apologize, I did not exactly mean that in an insulted way.

'(sigh) We humans are stupid egotistical self-deluded beings'

Re: 38 year old virgin

I guess you’re just really blunt?

On candy stripe legs the spiderman comes, softly through the shadow of the evening sun.

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Not exactly, imagine me just shrugging when I said "Then just go (etc.)"

'(sigh) We humans are stupid egotistical self-deluded beings'

Re: 38 year old virgin

Okay Matt.

On candy stripe legs the spiderman comes, softly through the shadow of the evening sun.
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