The Walking Dead : Limericks

Limericks

There once was a poster called Bentley
Who always appeared confidently
He liked his booze
But never did he snooze
Be careful, he'd take you down ment'ly

There once was a poster called Crystal
Quite gifted she was with epistle
Her emojis were dirty
Her words so purty
When she blew, we all came like a dog to a whistle

There once was a poster called Styg
Whose bite could be sharp as a midge
When it came to ass
He preferred a large mass
It got blood pumping through his ridge

There once was a poster called Styg
Whose bite could be sharp as a midge
But when it mattered most
He was the kindest to post
And kept you from jumping the bridge

There once was a poster called Bee
Who was fun, kind, smart, and carefree
To Horatio's shed
She was slyly led
And now she's been missing two months times three

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There once was a poster called Lion
Of Hemingway, he was a scion
All night in his boat
He'd like to quote
to the ladies who were definitely sighin'

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As everyone is now aware,
Penny writes limericks with flair
She's a kind poster
Who's never a boaster
And I heard she has a nice pair

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Haha! Love it! And I do have a nice pair

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The alternate last line of the limerick was, "And we all want to see her ass bare."

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That would have been more with the theme of the old board, for sure

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Yeah, remember the "Show your bare ass" thread?

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Any chance of that? For science of course.

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For science, of course!

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Here’s to wonderful posters who post
Infrequently, and then choose to ghost
Their posts, though not many
Are worth more than a penny
For them, I propose this toast

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I love that!

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A great lass was Penny
Her suitors were many
To Lion her heart belonged
The others felt wronged

We're better than he they said
Alas their brains were lead
The pleasures he gives are many
Said an orgasmic and sated Penny

A story long told
Lion was no cuckold
Penny will reign supreme
In Lions wonderful dream

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My best half drunk effort?
I still have a great beard

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What do you look like clean-shaven? Get that hair outta there and show us!

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Remember your sideways avatar? lol

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I tried for about an hour (10 seconds), to straighten it out but couldnt. Then I gave up.

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I can't remember if I offered to fix it for you.

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As sweet as you are , you probably did.

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Aww. 💜 I know I helped others with their avatars, so I feel like I probably asked and you liked it being sideways, lol.

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I loved that sideways avatar! I was like, "Lion just doesn't give a f**k!"

I appreciate the half-drunk effort on the poem! Imagine how great it would be if you were fully drunk?

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Oh baby you have no idea! 😆

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Was trying to figure out what rhymed with Orson, when real life made me poof.

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Horse in? Whore son?

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whore son!!!!

I had horsin' in mind. As in horsing around. I don't know him well enough to call him son of a whore but if I could fit that in, damn that would be funny!

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Both are good. I don't think he'd mind you calling him that.

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You little devil you! 😈

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I’m sure orson would bask in self-admiration at his continuance to excel despite his mother’s dubious occupation.

Current Ignore List: Azn_2, Chickaboom, Ryan

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There once was a poster called Orson
Through his veins, the sock blood was coursin'
Dr. Reginald's analyses,
Halo Sniper Kid's rap melodies
Kept us rapt, like a dollar to a whore, son!

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There once was a poster called Corwin
Whose posts were smooth as porcelain
We were all shocked
To find out he socked
Kushner, Mange's father-in-law, Rob's baby: all one person!

(That one's too wordy, I know )

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There once was a poster called Hungry
Made people piss in their dung'rees
If he's in a thread
You may pee the bed
Stay away if you want to save your undies

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There once was a poster called Klam
A big part of the TWD board fam
She could be very nice
But would turn to ice
If you f**k with her, watch out, god damn!

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There once was a poster called Twiz
Posting screenshots was her biz
She was a small lass
But she'd kick your ass
And send you into a tizz

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Someone's on a roll!

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You call it a roll. I call it procrastination.

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I know exactly what you mean. I have all kinds of work to do, and yet I watched Predator (the new one, awful), and two dance movies (The Red Shoes and Center Stage, both very good) last evening.

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Center Stage! That dance battle the two guys had over the girl was epic

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It was! I've seen it before but it was such fun to watch it again. Next up: Footloose….

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There once was a poster called Horatio
The only thing rhymes is fellatio
But that wasn't his style
His posts were quite worthwhile
His creativity and fun were in perfect ratio

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This thread should've gotten more accolades.

Penny, come back!

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