The Walking Dead : Limericks

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That was great thank uuuuuuu

suck it.

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I'm glad you liked it. I was a bit nervous that it would offend you and that's never my goal with a limerick.

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nah it's not offensive at all, it's very truthful actually haha, thank u!!

suck it.

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I love this

suck it.

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We have a young poster named Sophie
She's gorgeous but not just a trophy
She is very smart
And has a huge heart
We'll hang out and smoke peyote

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Omg i love u Beebee

suck it.

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Aww lol I love you!!!

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😭

suck it.

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This is awesome! And the first two lines are very close to the one I was writing, but then I got stuck. I love the peyote line!

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suck it.

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There once was a poster named Sly
Who had really bad taste in guys
I beat her rear end
In the game Words with Friends
But it's good that she's willing to try.

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Love that!

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Thanks. I had to fix the dumb typo I made on rear end though.

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LOL. By “read end,” I thought you meant her “well-read ass”

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Bentley is gone? Done be sad
Cuz his posts were all awfully bad
They were often so boring
That they left me snoring
And drooling upon my iPad.

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This deserves it’s own thread so Bents will be sure to see it!

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Yeah but then he might come back and nobody wants that…

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Ms. Donna hangs out in this place
And she's quite an interesting case
One second she's nice
But then in a trice
She'll get all up into your face

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This guy?

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HandBanana was once the board king
Would demand that we all kiss the ring
He trolled quite a lot
While seeking out thots
And covered his basement with bling

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When Penny pens her parodies
And posts them to the populace
The plethora produced resembles
Perfect stream of consciousness

She prances pleased about her posts
Like a poor but pleasant bumpkin
Till on her porch she spies bad news
In a bad news Plarpy pumpkin

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I forgive you for everything you’ve ever done to Bee

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Total absolution! Yeah baby!

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I haven't forgiven you!

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It’s not your fault.

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Horatio sneaks about
Hiding under my porch
Crawling among the mice
Seeing only by a torch

His sack full of pumpkins
Slung over his hairy back
He oozes evil menace
Out of every crack

To be continued…

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i love this. It's like a grinchy type of horror story.

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Maybe you can make the illustrations

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that would be great! I'll try

And you definitely have to do more story!

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I will work on it!

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Menace isn't the only thing oozing from his crack…

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now I’m going to have nightmares about myself. After I was so kind to you. How dare you.

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I just read that Deanshore fought Bents
In a Mallo Cup chain of events
Dean's known for a series
Of really dumb theories
And a stupid defense of a fence.

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When Bentley said ungently
He was leaving what he meant, he
Was that uncoincidentally
His AIDS had made him probably
Unable to post jollyly
And starved of wit for all to see
He hung his hat up solemnly

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That was a mouthful

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That’s what she said

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😂

suck it.

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Thank you.

I’m working on one for you called Should You Chance to Meet a Bee.

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… can't wait

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Horatio is my friemesis
That's as made up as a Pegasus
He's a friend and a fo
But always a ho
And he's got a fat esophagus

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This sucks. Prepare for your full evisceration in about thirty seconds.

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"friemesis" is cute. maybe too cute to call Horation that

And he's got a fat esophagus
ok i believe THAT. 😂

suck it.

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Lol thanks!

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Should You Chance Upon A Bee

Should you ever chance upon a bee
In the early days of spring
Consider yourself fortunate
For a bee’s a wonderful thing

As smart and charming, witty and wry
She has equal spunk and pep
Though she oft babbles incoherently
Which she blames on autocorrect

But should you never meet a bee
Before your death toll chimes
It’s tragic to people and care some would say
It was far before your time

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i love the first two strophes

but the last one sucks, maaan. horrid iambus, it makes my toenails curl in horror.

suck it.
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