Religion, Faith, and Spirituality : Did Mary give vaginal birth to Jesus?

Did Mary give vaginal birth to Jesus?

Or did she have a c-section?

Re: Did Mary give vaginal birth to Jesus?

Neither because it’s only a fairytale

‘Fuck off or I’ll punch you in the throat’ - Mother Teresa

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Ohhhh I didn’t know that

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Where does it say it’s a fairy tale? Usually they put the disclaimer it wasn’t based on real ppl in the opening flap of the book but I cant find it

Re: Did Mary give vaginal birth to Jesus?

Jesus was magicked out of her womb.

Re: Did Mary give vaginal birth to Jesus?

Pfffffft. Someone posted a much better version of this on v2. The question was whether or not god actually fucked Mary.

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Re: Did Mary give vaginal birth to Jesus?

That means God has a dick, as well as being one.

Re: Did Mary give vaginal birth to Jesus?

I think he had actual sex with her. The thing about the spirit coming over her is euphemistic.

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Re: Did Mary give vaginal birth to Jesus?

God isn't of the flesh, that's why he sent Jesus, isn't it?

He performs miracles so putting a baby in Mary isn't so far fetched

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I'd say it's a mystery which will never be explained. But god even does miracles by natural means. There is something "holy" about the close union of a man and a woman which creates a child. I don't see why god would have not used the usual method.

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He wanted Mary untouched and pure

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Untouched by man. Flesh is impure. God's spirit is not. There's the whole question of DNA as well.

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Right. DNA is interesting

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Depressed again shutin? Go outside goto sleep get offline for once in your life 😂 God is a dick

Re: Did Mary give vaginal birth to Jesus?

Brigham Young says he plowed her.

Re: Did Mary give vaginal birth to Jesus?

Makes more sense than the mainstream Christian interpretation.

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Re: Did Mary give vaginal birth to Jesus?

Op is a filthy jew 🐷🐵
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