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Re: Guys what should moms tell their sons about masturbation?

NOTHING! Good God, woman! Surely you jest! He needs to learn that by himself.




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Re: Guys what should moms tell their sons about masturbation?

Lol! agreed.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Nothing!!!




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(breathes huge sigh of relief)

😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Re: Guys what should moms tell their sons about masturbation?

Can I give you a hand,honey😎

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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A mother should say that to her masturbating son?

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Why not@

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Must guys figure this out. It is not that complicated.

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"You are Satan's offspring, and that's concentrated evil dripping out of your member."

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The only thing the mom should tell their son is to clean up the walls or carpet if their son is messy and leaves stains and odors…lol

Honestly, the kid will learn all about that on his own or thru friends…you don't need to have any talk with him about it…it might creep/freak him out if you do.

Are you okay?

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Re: Guys what should moms tell their sons about masturbation?

no problem

They teach this stuff in health classes in school…but my school didn't 'til I was in 9th grade, which was a few years too late…lol

Are you okay?

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FFS! Leave the boy alone.

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It's a boner kill to have your mom say anything about masturbation. I feel sorry for any boy who would have to endure that.

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There is no proper masturbation etiquette. Boys just discover it on their own naturally. Yeah, birds and bees of course. Yes, mothers are supposed to tell their sons not to watch porn but do you really think they'll listen?

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Re: Guys what should moms tell their sons about masturbation?

Ask Patrick to talk to him about it. He’s practically their dad and has plenty of experience being a wanker.

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😂😂

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Yeah, nothing. Ever.
He’s gonna wank wether you like it or not.
I remember having my first bf at 13 and asking if he could stop over, she said yes but “use a condom”.
We openly talk about sex now that I’m an adult and she has told me that back then it made her uncomfortable because she didn’t know wether to have the talk and stuff but said she knew that at that age, having a bf, she knew I’d be fucking no matter what - and she’d rather me be doing it in the house where she knows I’m safe rather than in a field somewhere.

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she knew that at that age, having a bf, she knew I’d be fucking no matter what
Umm not unless you’re a damaged fck and an immoral prick. What a lazy parent you have. Who the fck dates let alone has sex at such a young age? She shouldn’t have allowed you to have a bf in the first place.

No wonder you grew into such a trashy piece of gay shit. At age 13 I was playing my N64 and getting a proper education not screwing around like an old slut. Yuck!

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Times have changed in the past 60(?) years from when you were that age.
Kids 13-15 don’t play with toys or video games anymore, they’re more grown up, drink and have access to the internet where they see and wanna try things.
If anything it was very responsible of her to make sure I was being safe and wasn’t meeting strangers so I didn’t end up in a ditch somewhere - he was another lad from school, who she knew, and we used to have sleepovers before we got together.
I’m surprised they even had N64’s when you were a kid, I thought you’d be running up and down the street with a hoop and a stick.

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- Jesus, 2019

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I was 13 in 1995. Keep making up lies all you want. That ain’t gonna make your AIDS any less painful, slut.

drink and have access to the internet where they see and wanna try things.
Only impressionable damaged shits like you. And drinking and fcking around does not make one an adult. Being responsible and making a proper living does.

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I was born in 92 😂 that’s hilarious.
And a 13 year old making a living and having responsibilities? Haha maybe back in those days it was legal to employ kids as chimney sweeps, but not when I was 13! And what responsibilities could a 13 year old possibly have?
Stop being dramatic you fossil

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
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Oh please. You’re only ten years younger than me and at the rate you’re going you’re gonna be a prune by the age of 40.

You’re the one saying kids today are more grown up just because they’re exposed to more filth. I’m saying that filth doesn’t make a person a grown up. Responsibility and accountability does.

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By that, I meant that they’re more exposed to adult content, and by trying to stop that it’ll just make them wanna do it more.
You’d be a shit parent, thank god you’re too old to reproduce

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Reproduce? Who the fck wants that?

I mean I know you wish you were a female but you won’t be reproducing any time soon, sweetie.

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I’m quite happy being a man thankyouverymuchhhh

And fine, you’re too old to have kids then. Better? 🤷🏼‍♂️

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

Re: Guys what should moms tell their sons about masturbation?

I’m 36. There’s guys even older who keep having kids. That’s mainly a problem with females not males.

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Kids at you’re age? But you’re ancient! You’ll be like 70 when it finished school!

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Pay attention, dumbfck. I never want to have kids. But plenty of guys in their late 30s and even late 40s have children. Look at Donald Trump.

What good did having younger parents do to you? You came out damaged anyways.

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You’re face is damaged *mic drop*

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- Jesus, 2019

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That Patrick beats off to your ass pic and one day they will too.

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

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Re: Guys what should moms tell their sons about masturbation?

Well then he’ll fit right in at the state penitentiary then.

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

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Re: Guys what should moms tell their sons about masturbation?

I didn’t say he fucked his mom. I said he’d probably beat off to your ass pic if he saw it because you’re such a hottie.

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL
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