The Watercooler : What are you all going to get me for Christmas/Hanukkah?

What are you all going to get me for Christmas/Hanukkah?

I hope it's something nice.

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Same thing you're getting Chapped-Lips.

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A strap-on?

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That's actually pretty funny.

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I got you this -


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Geewizzz, you're a goddamn moron.

"Oh yes, I will make a vid for Rocket holding a sign saying 'for you rocket' while obscuring my face completely and this will be further used as proof of my realness!"





You must eat paint chips, don't ya boy?

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I almost got my face in there…lol

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Why didn't you show your face? We've already seen numerous videos and pictures with your face in them, so why hide it when you made that video?

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Maybe if you're a good boy, Santa will grant you your wish ; )

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I'm going to hold you to that.

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Do it and put an end to this shit.

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It's Hanukkah now, so you should just grant his wish tonight as a Hanukkah gift.

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He didn't because geewhiz is an antisemite.

I'm cumming.

Re: What are you all going to get me for Christmas/Hanukkah?

this song:

Deck the halls and deck your anus

falalala la, la la la la

watch some film with Rick Moranis

falalala la, la la la la


Smells like Ass in here

Re: What are you all going to get me for Christmas/Hanukkah?

Expired candy I bought at the Dollar Tree and couldn't bring myself to hand out at work.

I am the lawr and the lawr is not mocked.

Re: What are you all going to get me for Christmas/Hanukkah?

So you're telling me that I should just throw my gift out when I get it, right?

Re: What are you all going to get me for Christmas/Hanukkah?

Well, read the note inside first.

I am the lawr and the lawr is not mocked.

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It's going to say something mean, isn't it?

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You'll have to open it to find out. Fucking Gee stole my original gift idea.

I am the lawr and the lawr is not mocked.

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He can never have too many of those…lol

We just both know what he likes.

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Something

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You can't win, you can't break even, and you can't get out of the game.

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Two buckets of Miley's love.

Re: What are you all going to get me for Christmas/Hanukkah?

Two buckets of Miley's secretions.

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A Geewizzz bobblehead.
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