Food and Drink : De-shelled Pistachios are unsatisfying, agreed?

De-shelled Pistachios are unsatisfying, agreed?

They don't even taste different. I'm pretty sure you just appreciate them less when you can shovel them down your face by the handfuls and don't have to work and slave for it with those goddamn shells, only half of which can actually be opened without the assistance of a sledgehammer because the slits aren't big enough.

Speaking of slits, this also happens to be the only real argument against rape. It simply leaves much to be desired.

Re: De-shelled Pistachios are unsatisfying, agreed?

You like to have to fight a bit for the good stuff? I'm sure Freud had an answer for that.

Re: De-shelled Pistachios are unsatisfying, agreed?

I like to suck on the shells after I deshell my pistachios. Am I a piece of shit? Probably.

Re: De-shelled Pistachios are unsatisfying, agreed?

You have oral cravings. Don't be embarrassed.

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Great post.

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LIlith loves pistachios. Lilith confirmed!

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