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Why don't we Americans eat horse?

Explain.

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Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

Simple. It's cause we race them.




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Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

The same reason we don't eat dog.

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Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

You don't know the reason.

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Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

Leviticus, dumbfuck.

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Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

Stop wasting my time, son.

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Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

Do you really wanna have long drawn out discussion on this?

It's all rooted in Leviticus. We only eat animals with cloven hooves like cows and sheep. Horses have one toe, no clove. These things are ingrained in our culture. And there are idiots in America who eat horsemeat. It's called a McRib.

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Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

Then there's no nutritional reason not to eat horse.

This is a sensitive topic for you. Are you a horse?

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Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

No, but I fuck a horse.

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Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

They're muscular, their meat is probably tough

Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

Horses are taboo like dogs.

American superstition.

Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

Who says you don't?

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Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

Humans aren't supposed to eat anything that can talk

Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

I think old horses end up as pet food sometimes :(

Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

Horses are venerated in this country as beautiful animals, we typically refuse to eat animals we consider beautiful.

Also, horseracing is a big Industry, why eat a horse you can race and eventually retire and breed for profit?

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Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

I don't know, Erica Rene. Perhaps some would pay big money for delicious horse burgers. I know you'd enjoy a nice succulent fire roasted horse penis.

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Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

Because no one wants to hear this:



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Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

Can you believe everything that's written in a list of contents on a can of beef stew?

Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

No.

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Re: Why don't we Americans eat horse?

Why don't we Americans eat moose, rabbit, dog, deer, and pussy cat more often?

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