Sex and Dating : Any single ladies on this board?

Any single ladies on this board?

The doctor is in the house.

Re: Any single ladies on this board?

im single

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spare some change sir/mam

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Do you have small tits?

Re: Any single ladies on this board?

if you like

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spare some change sir/mam

Re: Any single ladies on this board?

Married, male, neurotic, and not in my twenties. How do I rate?

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jan/10

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Not a super-clear response, but I will take it as a positive.

If you are sending an Uber to pick me up, I am the svelte gentlemen wearing an Achtung Baby tshirt and grey sweatpants standing on the corner.

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You got that from my Plenty of Fish profile, didn't you? I put "I'm looking for a svelte gentlemen who wears U2-referencing t-shirts and grey sweatpants." I thought I'd never find a mate.

Are we…ahem…soulmates?

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Oh.My.Fucking.God.

(starts singing off-key)

Rainy day people always seem to know when it's time to call
Rainy day people don't talk
They just listen till they've heard it all
Rainy day lovers don't lie when they tell you
They've been down like you
Rainy day people don't mind if you're cryin' a tear or two
If you get lonely, all you really need is that rainy day love
Rainy day people all know there's no sorrow
They can't rise above
Rainy day lovers don't love any others
That would not be kind
Rainy day people all know how it hangs
On their peace of mind
Rainy day lovers don't lie when they tell you
They've been down there, too
Rainy day people don't mind if you're cryin' a tear or two
Rainy day people always seem to know
When you're feelin' blue
High stepping strutters who land in the gutters
Sometimes need one, too
Take it or leave it or try to believe it,
If you've been down too long,
Rainy day lovers don't hide love inside, they just pass it on

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We could have dinner while this song is playing, during sundown, and share our first kiss 'round my back stairs. ☺☺

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(licks hand to pat down hair)

(sings nervously)


Caroline laughs, and it's raining all day
Loves to be one of the girls
She lives in the place in the side of our lives
Where nothing is ever put straight
She turns herself 'round
And she smiles and she says
"This is it, that's the end of the joke"
And loses herself in her
Dreaming and sleep, and her
Lovers walk through in their coats
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
All of her lovers all
Talk of her notes and the
Flowers that they never sent
And wasn't she easy
Isn't she pretty in pink?
The one who insists he was
First in the line is the
Last to remember her name
He's walking around in this
Dress that she wore
She is gone, but the
Joke's the same
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
Caroline talks to you
Softly sometimes, she says,
"I love you" and "Too much"
She doesn't have anything
You want to steal
Well, nothing you can touch
She waves
She buttons your shirt
The traffic is waiting outside
She hands you this coat
She give you her clothes
These cars collide
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
Pretty in pink, isn't she?

Re: Any single ladies on this board?

I bet this is how you won the heart of Ivanka, isn't it? You big ol' heart breaker.

Re: Any single ladies on this board?

Unfortunately none the women on here are single. Fuckin sucks because i came here for the sole reason to find the love of my life.

I’m just going to fucking end it all. 😞

I live. I die. I live again.

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Who's this hunk? I'm extraordinarily attracted to suicidal men. Most women tend to go for the confident, alluring type. But not me. I go for the down-in-the-dumps suicidal psychologically disturbed. It's an unusual fantasy I have. It allows me to have more power and control in the relationship. I love the role play as a bully and tell my partner to kill themselves because they're big pussies.

Although, I have lost a few exes to suicide when they took my role playing too seriously. But it's virtually impossible for me to get charged for contributing to suicide as it was during sex, and my partner usually had a medical history of suicidal thoughts before meeting me. So it's a plus to know I can enact my fantasy with men and be in the clear, shall a loss ensue.
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