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Fuck.cyclists

Dexter/Klam raised a salient point about cycling, and it reminded me how much I hate bikers.

Of all the forms of exercise one can choose to perform, cycling is the most invasive in terms of how it affects the lives of others. These bastards and their little hand signals can practically shut down traffic during rush hour.

They're always rich, and they're often Obese or Skeletors. They're almost never Sexxxy, and they're always liberal. They always vote for The Obama, and they're Always #WithHer. My God, is there a group of people on this Earth more dispicable than The Cyclists?

I'm cumming.

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Maybe Obese Vegan male feminists, but then they are probably cyclists during the month of January (!!!!) Only. Fuckers

I'm cumming.

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I used to be able to ride my bike without using my hands. I'm thinking about taking up cycling again.

#imwithsteve

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I'll look for you on the open road, baby.

I'm cumming.

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Was that a veiled threat?

#imwithsteve

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I have no respect for the American Male Cyclist.

I'm cumming.

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It is finally time to discuss openly The War on Cars.

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No freaking way, pal. Over my dead body. America is not going that far back in history.

#imwithsteve

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The bikers are the worst

Anyone between me and that stone dies

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Car drivers are the worst. One killed my friend.

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Whenever I see a cyclist on the road, I just run them over and drive off. Fuck those uppity pieces of shit.

I have a face that people want to punch in the face.
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