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Reveal an embarrassing thing about yourself

I'm 6 ft tall. 6'1 in my Puma shoes because of their soles. I'm not short… but I have a long torso compared to my thighs. My calves aren't too short, but my thighs are.
I realized I can not have normal doggystyle sex with most girls above maybe 5'8. These girls usually have longer thighs… It was so awkward the first time it happened. I was used to shorter girls, so I had no issues. I may have been a little higher than I needed to be, but like I basically couldn't reach with a taller girl without some pillows under my knees. lol Just imagine yourself about to take her from the back, and you're like uhh, I can't reach. I'm so glad she wasn't an asshole about it.

Yes, I know this will be used against me, and I don't care lol. It's pretty funny and I can laugh at myself.

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Quit including all that empty space in your posts, fag.

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I'm too pudgy

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I'd say the most embarrassing thing about you is you claim to be 'bi', yet you're the biggest fag on a board saturated with them?

Eek!

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Why do dumbass straights think it's an insult to a bisexual to be called gay? lol You're mistaken, but I am already comfortable sucking dick, and doing butt stuff. Why would I care if someone says I'm a fag? That's like me calling you a breeder. Do you care? Probably not.

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Why are you making such overt assumptions about my sexuality?

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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Because it's obvious. I'd say dumb straight guy or closet case.

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Why do you insist on pigeonholing my sexuality?

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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Is this the first instance of someone suggesting that Orson might be gay?

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Probably not.

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watch what you post if hungry is lurking, he'll bring **** up 6 months later long after you forgot.

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I don't care. The dude doxxes me and I don't really bat an eye. Part of me wants him to do it again so I can laugh when his ass gets banned lol. I'd rather him do it to me than the nice posters here. I have nothing to hide, and I am not afraid of him.

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I don't care.

That's granting permission, not that any is required.

The dude doxxes me and I don't really bat an eye.

lol yeah crying like a bitch and throwing a tantrum = not batting an eye. misc1.gif

Part of me wants him to do it again so I can laugh when his ass gets banned lol.

How's that working out for you? hmm.gif

I'd rather him do it to me than the nice posters here.

Glad that you agree you're human trash and deserve everything that happens to you.

I have nothing to hide

You have plenty to hide, I just exposed all your lies, ie the **** you were hiding, like not living with your parents in a ****ty trailer and having "roommates."

and I am not afraid of him.

Reality disagrees. Run, rabbit, run.

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You were right ted, now Fugazi is getting a beatdown he deserves!

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No

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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I can't drive

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I can, but don't and have no license, but erryone knows that.

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I once shoved a vibrating tooth brush up my arse to see what the big deal was about men getting anal pleasure ,I got nothin from it .

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At least it’s now nice and clean!

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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I have a tendency to prematurely ejaculate.

I once paid to have the jumbotron operator at a Cavs game put "Will you marry me, Beth?" on the screen between quarters for my ex-girlfriend. We were both on the screen, and she rejected me and left the arena. What made it even more embarrassing was it was our first date. sad5.gif

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Fake and gay.

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Ok fine. I once accidentally spilled my milk all over my pants in lunch at school and it looked like I pissed myself. This girl I had the hots for at the time saw this and made fun of me.

It was the first time I ever thought about killing myself.

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You almost got punished for a mistake? Jesus Christ.

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I dealt with **** like that too. I was in a conservative school district.
Our elementary was weird. We had a school for Kindergarten, one for 1st and 2nd, one for 3rd and 4th, and one for 5th and 6th. The 3rd and 4th was the best. They made learning fun and weren't too disciplinarian. I thrived there. The next school sucked balls. Bullying was more of a thing, and the teachers sucked. One of them even prioritized her soap operas over lessons. Fucking Louisiana schools.

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Imagine reminiscing about school memories, and running out of material after 6th grade. lol

Your best story about your brief "education" is how you scored college level scores on some parts of your GED at 32 years old. laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

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6tf tall even in shoes my ass. I saw your legs.

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6'1 in shoes. I swear on anything you want me to swear on. I even say in this thread that I have comparatively shorter legs and a long torso. I have thicc legs, boi.

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You've already been proven to be no more than 5'6". Just another one of your lies.


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I fart a lot

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I vote Democrat.

There, I said it. uhoh.gif

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Where are you buying 3ft pumas?

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Ew TMI

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I realized I can not have normal doggystyle sex with most girls above maybe 5'8. These girls usually have longer thighs… It was so awkward the first time it happened. I was used to shorter girls, so I had no issues. I may have been a little higher than I needed to be, but like I basically couldn't reach with a taller girl without some pillows under my knees

Wow, how much sex you getting there, big guy?

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This is from back when he was pretending he worked and lived with roommates.

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lolisimo!

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😂

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I had blood drawn yesterday and mentioned it makes me dizzy. The nurse had me lie down and she was extra sweet to me, touching my leg and arm and putting and ice back on my chest while instructing me to breath in and out and felt my chest to make sure. This was before the shot. After she took my blood, she gave me a juice box and then asked if I want a hug. She was kinda sexy 45-50yo woman so I did this and I got a bit of a chubby lmao

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she was extra sweet to me, touching my leg and arm and putting an* ice pack* on my chest while instructing me to breathe* in and out

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Why are you correcting his typos like we don't know what he meant or like he doesn't know the proper spelling? Autism.

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Sweet meltie, mate.

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That's Vlad, mate. laugh.gif

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Kirk pls

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Fuck off, poindexter.

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