The Walking Dead : Could Paper Shredder be DogPuke?

Could Paper Shredder be DogPuke?

Or is that too far-fetched?

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That's actually interesting, but I think it's probably Shredder.

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That's great. Troll him the next time he runs for Mayor.

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No thanks

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Why not? Do you actually want him to win?

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I really don't care if Shredder is mayor of some bumfuck town or not lol. I wouldn't even care if he's president

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Lol, you don't appear bitter…

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Because I don't care if he's mayor?

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> "You're just a fat chick whose dad never loved her."

> "I don't even care if you're president!"

There's a big difference between the two, not even taking into consideration the latter followed the former.

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Maybe it came off wrong, I was trying to say it doesn't bug me if he succeeds. It also doesn't make me happy if he doesn't. I'm certainly not going to spend my time actively affecting the outcome. I don't actually wish anyone here fail, because it doesn't affect me or my life. plus success for him could only mean good things for me since maybe he'd finally leave me alone!

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hmm

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I change my answer. I'm positive it is DPY. A convincing impersonation but there were a couple tells in retrospect.

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Yes

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Yes, whom is likely also behind Double Cross—which may be a shared account, but even so. He more or less gave this away when he sang his own praises in the GD thread.

ETA: I never thought of Bentley as a great sock detective necessarily, but very good call on this one.

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You know what the real tell is?

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Well, since you insist!

(Looks around furtively)


The real Shredder is mostly deeply stupid. Smart in only very narrow bands. Sorry to all his friends here, but true.

The poster here the other night is smart, and articulate. So yes most likely DogPuke Yelllow/Charlie.

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I wonder why Dpy hates me now… if it is him.

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Would he have any reason to dislike you?

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I don't think so lol.

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Welll then Twiz I wouldn't worry too much about it. Whoever it was, he was not in a happy place the other night.

You have enough with Scooter on your hands.

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I hate Shooter.

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So do I. I will say it again: he's worthless, certainly as a poster, and I assume as a person, too.

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That damn pinky gives me nightmares.

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Ugh

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It's like if I said 'here's some eczema on my bum, I try not to scratch it. What do you think?'

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To somebody that you like! The hell is wrong with people?

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How much will I blow your mind when you find out I'm actually Binyamin Qamruzzaman?

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Since I am not very interested in Bring Your Own Rastaman or however its pronounced, I will be disappointed.

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Well-said. Agreed. For me it was the tangent about how I say things to purposefully hurt people (and suggesting I shouldn't, and am evil for doing so), and then in the next breath mocking me for "crying" about my dad never loving me. That's also why I think he was quite emotional during that rather than just trolling. It was a spot-on DPY morality argument with subsequent contradictory behavior he always resorts to when upset and I experienced it in private conversation quite a bit. Also, the comment about me being a fat child. I won't go into why that was a dead giveaway, but I don't see anyone else coming up with that since it's nothing I've ever said (because I wasn't a fat child). Anyway, he put on a good show and got me to post here for a couple hours without a break, so… respect. 👏

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Oh, come on. I hurt your feelings a lot more than you're willing to admit.

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Nah, sorry. Vomitting every personal thing you can think of just makes you look desperate and makes it easier to write you off. Better luck next time.

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But I'm not desperate. I just know how to get under your skin. You're as transparent as Pete. Remember him?

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You're both desperate and very angry at me for whatever reason. The fact you would be proud of hurting me is pretty lame, and basically exactly what you were preaching about being morally wrong just two days ago.

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Being a hypocrite on this board is the norm. You know all about that.

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I'm usually quite awful at identifying socks, but of late I've been doing more lurking and less posting, and that helps.

btw, if it is DPY, welcome back! I remember you trolling hungry and Putin with spectacular success, and not many posters can have that said of them….

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He's never trolled Putin.

Cheerio.

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Wrong guess. I'm not Dog Puke.

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Mhmm.

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Maybe Shredder and DPY are sharing an account (and info)?

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I'm neither of those posters. What's making things so difficult for you all? Is it my encyclopaedic knowledge of the TWD board? Maybe I'm a long time lurker? Maybe I've been lurking for a decade? Maybe I'm one of the people guessing? That would make this a most exquisite double cross. Maybe I'm Corwin, or Styg?

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Maybe you're dbentley himself.

Cheerio.

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dCantYellowinconway. That duplicitous mother fucker.

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It's perfectly possible, dear boy. Perhaps this is all some project to entertain my students? Perhaps it's why I'm about to leave the board in faux disgust, so that I can better concentrate on this sock?

I'm probably not Bentley though. I'm more likely a new Putin sock.

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In any case, you're the same person behind the current iteration of PaperShredder, as that sporadic omission of verbs/conjunctions is unmistakable.

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Thank God someone picked up on the absence of my trademark exquisitely modulated prose! I was getting quite restive…

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Yes, i probably is.

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Also, does anyone else feel kind of bad Shredder was attacked after all this (by several posters, including socks) when it wasn't even him, or does he just default deserve it? I feel a little bad.

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I don't.

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