The Soapbox : Nice to see that this has turned into perverted sex boards ….

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Love Guru.Doctorate in the kumasutra.Zen Master

I'm sorry!!! I'll stop

Do you think it's ageism? It's really bad on this board

We've got your back, buddy. I will stand with you against these bloated fucking heifer skags.

ATTACK!

Turned?? It's always been that way, at least as long as I've been here.

But yeah, why don't you get the ball rolling, and do a movie post?

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Sex movieman?

Huh???

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

This is the sex boards apparently

No, actually it's the General Discussion Board. Of course in this toilet, every board
is a sex board unfortunately.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

What does the monkey symbolize

Spanking?

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I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

Sorry for sexually harassing you PE

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Love Guru.Doctorate in the kumasutra.Zen Master

You're a good guy, Kirk.

lol

You didn't.

Don't get mushy on me

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I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

🔥ROASTED🔥

Oh plz! You and the pop actor idiot have been posting pornographic shit since day one.

It’s just that as of late you feel excluded because only fags and women who want nothing to do with you are the ones doing all the whoring.

DEAL WITH IT!

Go cry with your daddy, moron!

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No this is the situation …. if I talk like the way Vlad talked to Chapped Lips ,she would of called me a complete pervert and pig a long time ago .

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Love Guru.Doctorate in the kumasutra.Zen Master

No, the root of his problem is jealousy, He gets jealous when he sees a female poster he likes, joking around with a male poster…he sees it as a betrayal. Then he tries to come up with a rationalization for why he's so angry…"double standard", "perverted sex board", yada, yada, yada.

Even if that were true, who caressssss though. People aren't entitled to respond to Person A's sexual comments in accordance with how they responded to Person B's sexual comments.

If Vlad told Chapped he wants to eat a salami out of her snatch, and she calls him a romantic casanova, and you tell Chapped you want to take her to a fine 5-star restaurant, and she calls you a pig and perv, then that's up to Chapped; she is entitled to her perception.

If a man said something sexually explicit to a woman, and she was enamored by it, she doesn't become entitled with a de jure obligation of responding the same way to another man who made a similar comment.

These are people's emotions. They are subjective; they are perceived. They aren't rules that come from a pamphlet.

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I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

Yes it’s okay to pick and chose ,that’s why say at a work situation ,the good looking hot guy can get away with a lot more shit then an ugly guy towards a woman till it’s considered harrassment. Anyways movie chat seems like a better choice for me right now.

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Love Guru.Doctorate in the kumasutra.Zen Master

You should move to Louisiana. Lots of hot girls date working class chubby guys.

Yeah, I'd imagine the HUD areas of Louisiana aren't particularly picky about physical appearance. Of course you'd have a better shot there than scoping women on Sunset Boulevard, assuming you'd had any shot at all.

and fuck some hot puss.

Disgusting pig.

Anyway, I'd be your wingman and give you advice on how not to come off like a dick or a creep.

The irony here . Dude, you couldn't be a wingman to your own self, much less to someone else. You don't know the first thing about getting a wo- what'd you call it? "Hot puss," the fuck? you creepy stubbly-legged Sloth from the Goonies with Jaundice.

The key difference is whether the person wants it or not, and if it's mutual. You can usually read a person to see if they're interested.

the good looking hot guy

Vlad isn't any of those things!

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I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

Wrong.

idk what he looks like.

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I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

Ohhh thanks

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Love Guru.Doctorate in the kumasutra.Zen Master

Vlad is a very good looking dude, but so are you!

😊

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Love Guru.Doctorate in the kumasutra.Zen Master

I have seen him. He really isn't. He looks British… in a bad way. No muscle at all. Not ugly, but yeah, Kirk is no worse.

No you haven't. He looks nothing like that. Putin's quite built. He's a gym rat. I think most women would think he has a cute face too. Ask Twiz what she thinks of his looks.

Vlad? He's hot!

I don't have the pic. I think it was either doodles or frtt who sent it to me and they tried making fun of it but failed.

I could be mixing him up with someone else.

I think he posted a pic here of some random, just to fuck with people. There were literally dozens of his real pics floating around the old GoT board.

Same with you. I have only seen that pic from like 10-20 years ago.

It's almost 10 yrs old now. I would, but I don't trust you, bongo, buscemi, sophie, and even though I like him, Ben. I don't look much different…a few people have my recent pics - one person has met me IRL. You can ask Rob whether I've aged or if I'm Marco…he has a few of my recent pics and would tell the truth.

Don't you dare leave

the good looking hot guy can get away with a lot more shit then an ugly guy towards a woman till it’s considered harrassment.

That's just life, buddy. I thank God everyday that I'm a good looking hot guy.

I'm just glad I have a hot wife

Dont you realize that dmitrije and henry rollins are mocking you throughout this entire thread? Oy vey kirk.
Vlad is weird but creative. There actually isn't anything sexual or intimate to what he's saying.

Are you serious about Vlad not being sexual or perverted ? My apologies to this thread Chapped ,there are always shit disturbers here ,but if you think that vlads stuff is fine.. your defending him and I just give up .

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Love Guru.Doctorate in the kumasutra.Zen Master

I said nothing sexual or intimate, as in, it's not real..it's weird. Okay. Im not sticking up for him Im just saying its not the kind of thing cybering is made of.