Sex and Dating : What would you say constitutes a ‘great ass’ in a female?

What would you say constitutes a ‘great ass’ in a female?

I personally like the whole ‘massive doing squats’ thing that’s going on.

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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Jennifer Lopez in her prime.

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Oh yes!

And more to the point, would you bang an ugly girl with an amazing ass?

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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Pink boyshorts.

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Furthermore, what is the exact point where an ass is just "too big"? Is it definable, or more of a know-it-when-you-see-it type thing?

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I'm honestly not sure if a natural ass CAN be too big, can it? (barring being morbidly obese.) Fake ones, yes.

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An ass that has it's own perky personality. It does not have to be big just bigger than her thighs and waist. If it's tight and sticks out that's bonus points. If it looks good in any type of pants you know it's the ass that makes the pants look good not the other way around. The perfectly round and upside-down heart shapes are the best.

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Well said, Kirk.

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Thanks Donna

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Anytime.

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Any and all.

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No, that's like saying any face.

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Exactly!

PM me, ladies!

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I'm not a lady but I'm looking for a fun time. Do you have drugs and alcohol?

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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Put on a Dolly Parton mask and an open mind, son.

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How dare you highten women's self esteem like that.

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I would surely degrade them going forward.

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Very beautiful, Nettie!

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Thank you, I just deleted

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Fcking old whore

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You like my cheeks?

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Aww I’d give’em a kiss lol

Just not in between them haha

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lol I don't blame you

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I don’t like your bear matt.

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It's sheep and we've had it for many moons when my mom worked at the Northwest giftshop

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You should throw it away. Being on a corpse isn’t sexy.

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Yes, but it's way old and I'm keeping it

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I can't reply to PMs. But his post said "You claim to like animals. It’s weird you’d even have something like that."

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Thank you

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You claim to like animals. It’s weird you’d even have something like that. That’s a matt made out of animal skin and you’re using it’s “old” as an excuse like it’s an old pair of leather shoes you don’t want to get rid of. Only Ted Nugent would own something as gaudy as that. You don’t like animals and own an animal-skinned matt. It’s like having a deer head up from trophy hunting. It’s weird, dude. It’s totally out of style for one, but even stranger you’d even be ok with that travesty in your house. Don’t post anything here about how you don’t like animal cruelty again when you pose naked on a fucking dead animal.

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It's spelled "mat" you fucking moron.

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I don’t acknowedge socks.

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You just did, zucchini-muncher.

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You're going a bit overboard.

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He wants that ass

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No I’m not. It’s a matT made from an animal. You don’t realize how outrageous and unusual that is because of your age and lack of social awareness. You’re reacting as if we’re referring to deodorant that was tested on animals. You have furniture in your house that is animal skin. Not even non-animal lovers have that anymore. There’s implications with owning an item like that. You don’t claim to like animals and are completely comfortable with a rug made from animal skin in your house. You just don’t. See you in hell.

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Why you looking at the mat? Did you not see the ass?

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If she throws the "matt" out, will the sheep come back to life?

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Fuckin' vegans

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Yeah, I think the ones achieved through exercise are the best. It helps if you are genetically blessed with a nice shape/size to begin with because you get even better results, but ass with muscle almost ALWAYS looks good. It's hard for me to tell what's real and what's implants these days though.

Abby Pollock has an amazing ass and clearly was not blessed with one to begin with. She worked very hard for that butt. I think that's why butts are so impressive. You don't usually have a great one unless you are really healthy.

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Spoken like true glass. Kill yourself, pussy.

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I guess you don't exercise?

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Try holding a sponge under your jaw and against your chest while drilling combos and sparring. Old school technique to ingrain keeping your glass chin tucked, faggot.

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Hostile

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You're right Nettie. My apologies, Shogun. Chin up, buddy.
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